Major League Obeseball

The so-called "professional sport" - but really just a lucrative hobby - that does not require any sort of physical fitness. Many who play are known to cheat by juicing, which leads to the ridiculous paradox of overly muscular guys covered by a layer of blubber. Often these players' heads are disproportionately big, rendering bobbleheads rather lifelike. Some defend the hobby by pointing out its cerebral strategic aspects and comparing it to chess, ignoring of course that unlike obeseball, chess players are often in decent shape and don't require other people to decide their every move.

Man I'm counting down the days to the end of Major League Obeseball so SportsCenter can concentrate on real sports.

Major League Obeseball by SHLA October 8, 2013

observation period 

The period of time when you’re casually fucking a guy you used to date, and you’re assessing whether or not he has the emotional capacity to potentially be in a relationship with again, and if you even want to try to be anything other than friends who have great sex rock out and celebrate life a couple times a month. Also, it’s so much fucking fun and you don’t want that to stop or change so it’s an excellent way to maximize the fun, to stretch out the observation period. This amount of time is unspecified. Most likely lasts as long as it takes for one of the parties involved to freak out.

Michael, I didn’t say I wanted you to be my boyfriend?! This is still the observation period, I’m observing you, and you are observing me too, really.

observation period by Shifty McGillycuddy November 13, 2022

Ur niece obese

Ur niece obese is the latest in the ur mom gay series. If said. Your opponent will instantly age backwards, creating a black hole.

Mike: ur mom gay
Brady: no u
Mike: ur dad lesbian
Brady: ur granny tranny
Mike: don't make me do this
Brady: bet
Mike: ur niece obese
Brady: *in a blink of the eye, ages backwards, creating a black hole, sucking mike and everything else in the universe.*

Ur niece obese by Senior_squid March 15, 2018

observevasion 

Observing ones surroundings to the point or near the point of self exclusion. Often combined with a compulsion to write down or verbally narate observations and/or interpretations.

Please pardon my observevasion. You don't mind if I bring my journal do you? I think I'm disappearing.

observevasion by Ferugualatin March 29, 2008

Observational Humor

A skit on the Tom Green Show.

Tom Green observes people on the streets, and yells at them from up close with a megaphone, pointing out what they are doing.

This often startles and/or frightens people.

Tom Green's observational humor:
"You are walking down the street!"
"You are drinking juice!"
"You are wearing a yellow hat!"

Observational Humor by Alex1010 March 24, 2009

Oberer

Military term for a score of "par" on a particular golf hole regardless of the actual amount of swings taken.

On a players 8th swing on a par 3.
(1)"This put is for Oberer."
(2)"I sank that for Oberer."

Oberer by truthsayr March 8, 2011

obesetiality 

Having a sexual attraction to fat people.

"Did you see that fat girl Steve was hitting on?"
"Yes, he is in to obesetiality."

obesetiality by darlingdear November 28, 2011