numbnuts 

A person of severely limited intellectual prowess.

What a numbnuts!

numbnuts by Bill Kirby July 26, 2003

Numbnuts 

Term of endearment said about someone who states something obvious or does something "Dumb"
Can also be used more harshly to point out someones obvious stupidity. Hence questioning their intelligence.

Hey numbnuts, let's make out. (Sucking of face)
or
Ya' think? numbnuts.. (Sarcasm implied) w. head shaking(optional)

Numbnuts by Shawn-V May 20, 2013

Numbnuts 

Numbnuts (nuhm-nuhts)
Noun

1. The stupidest of the stupid. A complete dumbass, one whose intelligence quotient does not surpass that of the average rock.

2. An utter disgrace of humanity.

3. One whose purpose in life is meaningless; a complete and total waste of life.

4. An ignorant, arrogant asshole.

See jerkoff, fuckhead, asswipe, shitfucker.

Definition 1 Examples:
The "Let me hold a sheath the wrong way and whip out the knife and slice off my fingers" stupid.

The "let me try to break the sharp end of the knife with my penis" stupid.

The "Let's Try and juggle chainsaws a flamethrower and your mother in law with my ass cheeks" stupid.

The "bash syphillis infected fags with my rock hard cock with a cut on it from me trying to break the sharp end of a knife with it" stupid.

Numbnuts by ~Seou Kajima June 4, 2005

NumNumStick 

A dick.

Jesus, hop off my NumNumStick bitch.

NumNumStick by HahFuckYou. March 21, 2010

numnums 

Tasty snacks and/or treats.

There were some delicious numnums at the party.

numnums by Miggy Dub December 7, 2006

Numnut

Numnut (n)This term is usually used to describe one of little intelligence or thought. It originates from the term numb nut meaning that ones nut, or head in this case, is numb i.e. the numnut has little to no activity in the head.

"i sprayed deodorant on my hair this morning and used my hair spray under my arms"
"oh you numnut"

Numnut by louisCo April 10, 2006

Numnut

Numnut is the word my boyfriend uses to describe me. It means retarted, stupid and sped.

me: “Steam is hot”

Boyfriend: “ it wasn’t the steam numnut it was the bag.”

Numnut by Floyd George May 4, 2021