not my monkey not my shit show

not my monkey not my shit show: what are monkeys in cages notoriously known for?
Monkey: *throwing shit*
Me: not my monkey not my shitshow
Or
Friend1: *got stabbed by their dog or smth*
Friend2: not my monkey, not my shit show

not my monkey not my shit show by The Obvious Expert Of All Thin September 5, 2023

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This is not the shit

A phrase that doesn't exactly have a definition. Use it however you please.

"Oh my God, this is NOT the shit!"

This is not the shit by hannah May 13, 2005

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Not for shit

Expression of disbelief in the purest form.
Can also be used in practically any situation you can work it into.

Broseph: "Bro, did you hear about Alicia fucking that Bob guy?"
Brody: "Yeah I heard there's a video online of it."
Broseph: "Not for shit! Can we find it?"

Not for shit by YourLurchness June 16, 2013