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Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey 

The most chill monkey in the primate family. This ape is not afraid to dap up his homies and crack a cold one with you on a nice summer night. They are found in China but are chill enough to pay half of the rent if you wanna move somewhere else with it.

Sadly their overwhelming coolness is not helping them. As of 2021, they are on the brink of extinction. with about 10,000 or less left in the wild.
Guy 1: Yo this is my main man Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey, *daps him up* he pays half rent with me.
Guy 2: Damn I want a friend like Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey!
Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey: Yrrrr
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pretty noose 

1. Something that looks so damn good, but in reality, it is bad for you. Usually, you will be curious at this particular thing, and it will end up you losing your job, or you going completely insane.
2. The best god damn Soundgarden song ever created.
1. a) Man, that looks like a fun jump, but I may hurt myself.
b)That girl is hot, but she will eventually use me up for money and take screw me over for some false harassment charge and then go and marry some shitty billionare actor.

2. Fall out and take the bait, eat the fruit, and kiss the snake goodnight...
pretty noose by Tredmond July 27, 2005
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Nosedicking 

Wearing a face mask so low as to have your nose sticking out.
Look at that guy nosedicking his mask, he's going to get us all sick!
Nosedicking by Jwensink85 July 28, 2020
a sudden and large decrease
My confidence took a nosedive when I found I had been lied to.

Noose Maniacs 

The Noose Maniacs are a drainer club created by a group of Dead by Daylight players/drainers. they are considered the top 1% of dbd players in the world and are closely related to drain gang/sadboys. They are not affiliated with the Instagram page Noose Maniac nor endorse their posts.
The Noose Maniacs just raided my stream and I banned all of them
Noose Maniacs by TheHigg September 12, 2020

Butter noose 

A rope of semen laid along the neck of an individual typically as the end result of titty fucking.
Hey Kev how did your date with Amanda go? Great. You know I titty fucked those fun bags and have her the biggest butter noose I've ever seen.
Butter noose by aretegroup September 17, 2016
getting drunk, the new word for sauced, or wasted
yoooo lets get nosed!
nosed by smc sluts July 13, 2011