i have no idea whats going on right now 

from the show South Park...as said by Towlie

"I'm so stoned, I have no idea whats going on right now."

i have no idea whats going on right now by patty108 March 21, 2005

All gear, no idea 

This is when you see people (mainly middle aged men) walking around an amateur golf range with all the equipment that has probably set them back a small fortune, however, they havent even played before and completely useless, yet they have still spent all that money.

Rob: Oi Dave, see that retard smash it into the bunker?
Dave: Yeah, guess hes another All gear, no idea hero....

All gear, no idea by BrownusBearus July 25, 2010

i have no idea whats going on right now 

the most common thing a real stoner can say.

dood, i have no idea whats going on right now, its totally awsome

i have no idea whats going on right now by god October 13, 2003

I have no idea what you're talking about 

The most self-incriminating thing a suspect can say to a law enforcement official.

A suspect who has a substantial amount of evidence linking him/her to a crime will act completely oblivious to the matter.

Saying such a phrase will destroy a suspect's credibility since he/she is being non-cooperative and is obviously lying.

Officer: We've got your DNA on the dead body, your fingerprints are all over the murder weapon, and we have three credible eye-witnesses saying they saw you pull the trigger!

Suspect: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Officer: Thanks, that's all I needed to hear.

I have no idea what you're talking about by YouAndMeInJapan June 30, 2011

You have no idea 

A phrase used by people who have no comprehension of a situation that is passively put back on the others in the conversation and when asked to elaborate, cannot.. They say 'you' have no idea when they really mean 'I' have no idea.

How was the math test?

Oh, you have no idea.

That's why I asked. tell me about it.

<Blank stare>

You have no idea by Bar Bastard June 11, 2011

All the gear no idea 

When someone has all the equipment but are acc shit. Typically used for people playing sports

Barry turns up to play tennis with a newly strung Wilson's racket (sheep string ) with nike shoes but still shanks the ball

John ' all the gear no idea mate '

All the gear no idea by anonymous December 30, 2020

all the gear, no idea 

When someone is operating an piece of machinery or a vehicle, usually expensive, with no idea what they're doing.

"That kid just destroyed his clutch trying to do a burnout. All the gear with no idea."
"Look, now he has the hood up taking things apart. Should we tell him the clutch isn't in the engine?"
"......no."

"My brother just spent over eighty grand on a sailboat."
"Has he ever sailed?"
"He went canoeing when he was 10. Once. He flipped the canoe."
"All the gear, no idea"

idiot

all the gear, no idea by BNox June 15, 2016