Neuro-Linguistic Programming 

Having sex with your brain.

While remembering an etremely good state, you can amplifay that state by using techniques of Neuro-Linguistic Programming.

Neuro-Linguistic Programming by nlpspin April 5, 2011

Neuro-net processor 

A processing CPU in the Terminator that allows it to learn from its surroundings, usually learning quite a bit it can eventually take on human characteristics.

Arnold-"My CPU is a neuro-net processor a learning computer"

Neuro-net processor by Jonathan C July 16, 2008

Neuro-spicy 

Neurospicy is a term used by people who are neurodivergant(meaning people with ADHD, autism, etc.). It’s simply just a silly little alternate term for neurodivergant person to use and express themselves.

Person A: “Why the f— are you never able to focus on anything?!”
Person B: “I’m neuro-spicy, dumb ass.”
Person A: “What?”
Person B: “I have ADHD.”
Person A: “Oh!”

Neuro-spicy by goldenppballs January 21, 2023

Neuro Fuel 

An energy drink that motivates, protects, recovers, and brings happiness.

Neuro Fuel

Neuro Fuel by Blind Dare Devil March 5, 2009

neuro-defragmentation 

A process that involves the systematic disintegration of the brain, often a consequence of an extremely befuddling statement or assertion, such as an ancient chinese proverb or a sentence in Latin.

Person 1: did I confuse you?
Person 2: yeah i was on the brink of neuro-defragmentation

Person 1: So you say he was trying to listen to classical music whilst watching scuzz and doing a crossword in spanish at the same time?
Person 2: I'm afraid that's the truth, yes.
Person 1: Poor man, looks like a serious case of neuro-defragmentation

neuro-defragmentation by SavouryJesus July 22, 2010

Neuro-Joncinivitis

Nuero-Joncinivitis Inflammation in the amygdala causes neurons to fire of at any given moment; Usually it is caused by head trauma. However the amygdala is involved with your emotions. Usually Neuro-Joncinivitis is caused by head trauma. The nerves firing off at any given moment usually causes Extreme mood swings with anger and creates a non cancerous tumor on the petuitary gland which sends out more GH than needed it will make a person grow abnormally taller, and give their muscles a bigger more buff look. Scientists are still reaching how Neuro-Joncinivitis creates a tumor on the petuitary gland, and it has not been found out yet. If you think you or a loved one may have Neuro-Joncinivitis please see a doctor. But do not worry because Neuro-Joncinivitis is a non life threatening disease.

Hadley Developed Neuro-Joncinivitis after receiving head trauma in a car crash

Neuro-Joncinivitis by Nerpi September 20, 2016

Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics 

Just too complicated for any human to understand outside of Dave Thomas (founder of Wendys), Charlie Sheen (Warlock), and Stephen Hawking (He's fucking british, what need be said)

Jeff-"These fucking Frostys here at wendys are bomb!"

Osiris-"Oh I know man, Its these Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics. I only wish i could understand."

Stephen Hawking-"You'll die before you understand Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics"

Charlie Sheen-"Dying is for fools"

Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics by StoneKassel April 25, 2011