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United States Navel Academy 

The small school of about 450-475 students directly across the street from the United States Naval Academy. Also known as St. John's College. Student body is composed of the most brilliant individuals in the world. They must first learn Greek before they can study geometry as they read directly from Euclid. Known as Johnnies, they are rarely seen outside their cloistered campus in Annapolis as they spend most of theirextracurricular time contemplating their belly-buttons. Though not generally known for their physical prowess, Johnnies eschew all intercollegiate sports except croquet. Annually they either cross the street to the Naval Academy or permit the Midshipmen to enter their isolated campus; and then routinely crush them in a humiliating spectre that few can watch on a full stomach. It is on this one day yearly, that they release their pent-up primal energy in a blood-orgy of croquet domination. Then they return to their world, close their gates, never to be heard or seen again until the next year.
For those who desire a classical liberal arts course of study, but who do not desire to serve in the military, I suggest the United States Navel Academy at Annapolis, MD.

Salty Navel 

When a male ejaculates into a partners belly button, causing it to fill up with sperm. Then proceeds to put his mouth on the individuals navel and suck the sperm out of it like a body shot.
Are you ready for me to fill that navel up? Because I am feeling like a salty taste of my own man shot! Its time for a salty navel!!
Salty Navel by Ryan, Batman January 3, 2008

snake navel

"My car broke down and I was stuck
in Snake Navel, Idaho."
snake navel by Bill Dawson November 14, 2003

Spicy Navel 

A mixture of pop rocks and cocaine, done recreationally from an attractive females lower abdomen. A play on the signature drink the "Fuzzy Navel"
Hey Guys!!!! Who's up for a Spicy Navel????!!!!
Spicy Navel by -JollyPinkGiant69 October 7, 2019

Light novel syndrome 

When an anime gets adapted from a light novel, and the anime ends too abruptly with very little closure. Often, the anime will not get another season and it ends on an odd cliff hanger.
Notable examples that suffer from light novel syndrome are "Is it Wrong to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?", "No Game, No Life", and "Spice and Wolf."
I loved "Overlord" but it suffers from light novel syndrome. We haven't even seen other humans yet!

Naval Sex 

Sex in the Navy. Not sex with a navel
Naval Sex by Blood November 1, 2004