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tomoe nage 

Advanced judo throuwing teqnique, literally meaning "The Comma Throw",involving grabbing your opponent, rolling backwards, putting your foot on your opponents stomack and endind in your opponent thrown like 10 feet away with his back on the ground. Very risky and difficult when performed in real life combat, yet extrmely painful and spectacular when pulled off correctly. Also, the area of expertise of Anetilas
Anetilas: "I used tomoe nage on that legless bum who dared to ask me for money and send him to the devils mother!"
tomoe nage by Mpampiniotis January 27, 2004
Related Words
nagel Nage nager naget nagev nagee nageek Nageen Nagehan Nageled

Report Car-nage 

When you bring your reportcard (with many failing grades) to your parents (or your parents find out your grades somehow) Report Car-nage is the long talk about you (and how your life is going to be if you dont blah, blah blah...)
Usualy it consists of 3 parts; the anger, the acceptance, and then a resulution plan,
1. Anger: This part is where your prents talk (or yell) to you about how they have trusted you, how they are paying for your stuff, how they are frusturated of your grades.
2. Acceptance: This part is a bit low paced and your parents talk usualy to eachother about your path that you chose for your life, that they thought you were smarter. You can sense this part from before because the transitions between two parts are quite soft. Sometimes they even cry.
3. Resulution: This part starts when you think that the conversation was over but your parents suddenly change topic. They usualy tell that you should work more, play less (pc, xbox, ps), or go out less with friends.
Eric: "dude did your parents got angry last night about that F on geometry?"
Dude: "yup, it was a total Report Car-nage"
Report Car-nage by DrkBlack January 23, 2009

Mc-Nage à Trois 

When one places the meat from a McDonalds Cheeseburger, Filet-o-Fish, and McChicken within the same sandwich, thus allowing a threesome of juicy meats in one artery-clogging meal.
You: Hey, I'm so hungry but I'm a broke bitch.

Friend: What about McDonalds? We could make a McGangbang
You: Nah bro, I need something bigger. Throw some fish on that and make it a Mc-Nage à Trois
My nigger

Pronounced 'minaj'.

Spawned from the rap artist Nicki Minaj.
Sup, mi nage?
mi nage by correctanswer August 7, 2011

Buss my nage 

If you want me to work this weekend you can buss my nage.
Buss my nage by JCAnon October 23, 2008

Meat-nage a trois 

A mega sandwich created by inserting a Wendy's crispy chicken deluxe sandwich in between the beef patties of a Wendy's double stack sandwich. Aptly named due to the sexual congress of Chicken, Beef, and Bacon that takes place in your mouth. Similar in theory to the McGangBang, but better due to the addition of BACON! The trifecta is completed.
Bro, I gotta drop a serious steamer, I just wolfed two Meat-nage a trois sanGwiches @ wendy's.