sick my duck 

less direct way of telling someone: "Suck my dick!!!"

Freestyle:

My name is Nick
I got tha magic stick.
I be packin' da bricks
and gettin' my duck sicked
by yo bitch
in my Mazda RX7 with da itch.
Put her out on the corner,
tell her go make me rich.

sick my duck by Nick D May 14, 2003

Suck my duck 

a common saying for people who want to say suck my dick but is too polite to say it.

"How dare you, SUCK MY DUCK!"

Suck my duck by King Anonymousse October 2, 2019

sick my duck 

An unexplicit way of saying suck my dick.

Boy: If I title this paper sick my duck, i hope i can still get an A.

sick my duck by FlyAway July 19, 2011

did you screw my duck

"Did you screw my duck?" is what to say if you're walking through a park and see someone person screwing a duck.

A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.

Spencer saw Doofus screwing a duck by the duck pond, and said "Did you screw my duck?"

"Yes," whimpered Doofus.

"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.

Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.

did you screw my duck by scodder June 6, 2010

sick my duck 

often said in circumstances that suck my dick would be frowned upon by others. however sickmyduck gives the person time to walk away before they learn what it means.When refrencing what the person had said to you you can say ,he told me to, "sick his duck" , or "sick my duck"?

girl cashier: your short five dollars
me: sick my duck .*walking away*
girl cashier: hmmm.... sickhisduck? *what*
cashier:wait he said suck my dick
me:ha works every time

sick my duck by noe17 November 4, 2010

squat on my duck 

Sit on my dick

Hey yo Kat, squat on my duck.

squat on my duck by GVilleMexican December 10, 2015

sick my duck 

drunk way of saying my sick duck (which is a mallard)

Drunk guy: im saad
me: why
Drunk guy: sick my duck soo...
me: WHAAAA????????????????????

sick my duck by lgbtq+ <3 February 25, 2019