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Suck my duck 

a common saying for people who want to say suck my dick but is too polite to say it.
Suck my duck by King Anonymousse October 2, 2019

sick my duck 

An unexplicit way of saying suck my dick.
Boy: If I title this paper sick my duck, i hope i can still get an A.
sick my duck by FlyAway July 19, 2011

did you screw my duck

"Did you screw my duck?" is what to say if you're walking through a park and see someone person screwing a duck.

A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.
Spencer saw Doofus screwing a duck by the duck pond, and said "Did you screw my duck?"

"Yes," whimpered Doofus.

"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.

Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.

sick my duck 

often said in circumstances that suck my dick would be frowned upon by others. however sickmyduck gives the person time to walk away before they learn what it means.When refrencing what the person had said to you you can say ,he told me to, "sick his duck" , or "sick my duck"?
girl cashier: your short five dollars
me: sick my duck .*walking away*
girl cashier: hmmm.... sickhisduck? *what*
cashier:wait he said suck my dick
me:ha works every time
sick my duck by noe17 November 4, 2010

squat on my duck 

squat on my duck by GVilleMexican December 10, 2015

sick my duck 

drunk way of saying my sick duck (which is a mallard)
Drunk guy: im saad
me: why
Drunk guy: sick my duck soo...
me: WHAAAA????????????????????
sick my duck by lgbtq+ <3 February 25, 2019