a snake bit my asshole 

When you are going to take a poop and it stings and burns so much its almost like a snake crawled up your toilet and bit your anus

Ouch, a snake bit my asshole

a snake bit my asshole by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 13, 2020

Ouch I bit my lip! :( 

Something you say when you bite your lip.

Could be changed to "Ouch I bit the inside of my cheek!"
Since they both hurt, and the likelihood of it happening again grows after every time you do it again.

And that shit hurts. A LOT.

Me: Ouch I bit my lip! :(

Ouch I bit my lip! :( by Jizzy Jan February 7, 2010

bit my lip and close my eyes 

1) a part of a song from the song longview by green day, "bit my lip and close my eyes,take my away to paridise.

2)a way to masturbate.

i went to a green day concert and he played longview, he told us to sing the part, ''bit my lip and close my eyes''

he bit his lip and closed his eyes and went wild.

bit my lip and close my eyes by awesome456 May 3, 2010

bit my thesis 

To contemptuously steal another's idea and use it as your own.

Jay told the boss about my proposal to streamline plant operations and increase production by 50%. The boss loved it, and he got a promotion! Dat bitch-ass totally bit my thesis!!!

bit my thesis by Glockgirl February 23, 2014

I Bit My Tongue With My Two Front Teeth 

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I Bit My Tongue With My Two Front Teeth

I Bit My Tongue With My Two Front Teeth by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

throw up a little bit in my mouth 

involuntary flood of pre throw up salty slavering in my mouth

Every time I see or hear anything at all about any of the Kardashian/Jenner freak show, I automatically begin the involuntary flood of pre throw up salty slavering in my mouth and I have to take a promethazine tablet for nausea. It doesn't always work so then I throw up a little bit in my mouth.

throw up a little bit in my mouth by AL K HOL March 26, 2016

throw up a little bit in my mouth 

A situation that is so sickening or disgusting, it actually makes you nauseous.

The 'sexual chemistry' between Melissa and Joe Gorga in "The real housewives of New Jersey" is so fake, it makes me want to "throw up a little bit in my mouth".

throw up a little bit in my mouth by natasha83 November 13, 2013