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murloc manlet

The infinitesimal murloc manlet is a dwarfed beastling of a moronic manlet boy who, after suffering through a ludicrous lifetime of well-deserved humiliations and rejections inflicted on him by society as a whole but especially women, has chosen to pursue a sub-aquatic lifestyle, only venturing onto dry land to take part in mortifying prearranged monthly manlet mating rituals in front of basketball arenas and microbiology labs. Once underwater the microscopic murloc manlet quickly adapts to his new environment by eagerly embracing his naturally menial role as a proctologist cleaner fish and feverishly feasts on the rectums and fecal matter of all of the much larger sea creatures in the vicinity. Often falling prey to seagulls, seahorses, fin rot, sunburn, aggressive mating attempts by other murloc manlets, Napoleon complex psychosis, diarrhea and to being caught and eaten alive by prowling grizzly bears and manmores who hunt by the riverbank - the life of a murloc manlet is short, just like the silly murloc manlet itself. Consequently the minuscule murloc manlet eternally resides at the very bottom of the undersea food chain, thereby ironically replicating the lamentably and laughably lowly life that the severely stunted sissy manlet sought to escape from in the first place and in doing so once again proving that height is everything. Manlets, when will they learn?
Emma: Hey, why is that frog floating face down in that puddle over there? Aubrey: Yuck! Manlet detected. It's a deceased murloc manlet. Emma: Just gross! I think he choked to death on that pellet of rabbit poop floating there next to him. Aubrey: Manlets BTFO. Truly a befitting end for a manlet. Emma: Lol, so true.
murloc manlet by ManletDepreciator September 1, 2024

The murloc village 

A private server that used to be good but now is dead because of the admin Meehan a stupid dumbfuck and only faggots post on the forums like Mojohan and ya
Hey man did the murloc village update yet? No it sucks ass, metehan is a lazy fuktard

angry murloc 

The gurgling sound a female makes when is giving head, very often heard with deep throaters. Very humorous.
Person 1: Some random bitch from da streetz wuz giving me the headz and started gurglin' yo!
Person 2: You angry murloc'ed dat bitch
Person 3: Stomp tha yard son, what!
angry murloc by brentk January 26, 2007

Golden Murloc 

The act of taking a full cock and balls inside your mouth at one time, then releasing a World of Warcraft Murloc shout as loud as you possibly can.
"Damn babe, take it all" "MRGLRGLGLRGLRGL" "WTF?!" "You like that Golden Murloc?"
Golden Murloc by Kumah November 17, 2016

The Murloc

When you grab the girl by the back of the head and she proceeds to deep throat you while she's giving you head and she starts to make a noise like a Murloc because of all the saliva.
Dude. Gave that night elf The Murloc last night.
The Murloc by Atay December 7, 2016

Cranked That Murloc 

You meet a nice girl and take her back to your place. you take her into the bedroom and begin to have sex. When you are about to splurge you scream "REN EN EN EN EN EN EN" and you squirt your cum into your mouth and then spit it into your partners eyes.
dude.... last night i cranked that murloc.... now my girlfriend is blind....