Crack Monkey

What you call someone that does crack and runs around scaring people

The guy at the beach acted like a crack monkey

Crack Monkey by funguy2568 July 24, 2022

crack monkey

a crack monkey is a monkey who is addicted to crack. he also loves to eat bananas and pie and lamb.

Look at that little crack monkey over there! he's eating lamb!

crack monkey by Dniworrom May 15, 2008

Crack Monkey

A person that exceeds idiotness. Someone that thinks you're oblivious and stupid when they are actually dumb as a box of rocks that have been stuck in a blender then tossed in the toilet then took out then incenerated.

Gosh, Dylans a crack monkey. He likes to grunt and moan at random times then criticises you for telling him to shut up.

Crack Monkey by King LaQuifa November 12, 2019

crack monkey

A crack monkey is a person you see at a sleazy bar, or just walking in the bad part of town who's addicted to crack. You can always tell them by their call -- "Hey man, do you think you could spare a dollar?". By definition, a crack monkey should be of african-american descent, but sometimes this can be overlooked.

That damned crack monkey asked if he could borrow three dollars to he could get on the city bus.

crack monkey by The Piguana April 14, 2006

Crack Monkey

A person who is addicted to the act of Cunnilingus (oral sex performed on a woman). Primarily a term used by lesbian or bi-sexual females.

1. I thought Jenna was straight, but she's really a dirty little Crack Monkey!

2. I was really nervous when I first tried oral with another Girl. Now I'm a total Crack Monkey!

3. I never liked oral sex until I met Barbara. Now I'm a Freakin' Crack Monkey!

Crack Monkey by JAM80 December 31, 2008

crack nose monkey 

a person so retarded it’s like they do crack

aye simon is acting like a crack nose monkey, you better get him.

crack nose monkey by carson_r21 December 22, 2017

monkey cracker 

a black and white person (more commonly female)

"You're such a monkey cracker!"
person 1: "what are you? i'm asian!" person 2: "Wow!! i'm a monkey cracker. 😆"

monkey cracker by PRI777 March 19, 2023