Mommed the Facebook 

When something becomes uncool, like when your mom joins facebook. Similar to "jumped the shark".

I loved that band until they released that christmas album, that's when they really mommed the facebook.

Mommed the Facebook by Jeremy Radd January 10, 2009

Mommed Out 

Mommed Out ; a word to mean the same thing as Pimped out. 2. Something would be most convenient to you. 3. Something Good
2 - SHORTER MEANING "MOMMED"
1. Something bad

3 - NEGATIVE MEANING "MOMMED UP"
1. Non-extreme word of F*cked Up

"Those Rims Are Mommed Out"

2 "Yo this is so mommed"

3. "Why you mommed up the system?"

Mommed Out by Dr_Polish May 29, 2004

you got mommed 

To have some minor physical imperfection (usually resulting from carelessness) improved or corrected by someone else; esp. by, but not limited to, an adult female.

Teacher notices Matthew's collar is tucked inside his shirt.
Teacher: Matthew, come here and let me fix that for you.
Sara: Dude, you got mommed!

you got mommed by Sprid January 21, 2006

get mommed 

To get pregnant, as in becoming a mom.

Girl: I totally got mommed by my boyfriend last night and we'll have a baby in 9 months.

Girl friends to girl: What does the EPT say? Did you get mommed.

Girl to guy: Let's get pregnant.
Guy: I'm going to mom you tonight in bed and we'll have a baby in 9 months.

get mommed by BigMikeInAustin December 29, 2009

Step mommed 

To have someone's step mom pour ranch dressing on you after being floor tommed.

So And So's step mom step mommed the ugly one.

Step mommed by Xero January 20, 2005

Get Mommed 

To perform a sexual act with a friend's mother.

Dude, tonight I'm totally going to Get Mommed by Jake's mom!

Get Mommed by crazycottonball October 9, 2009

ubeen momment

When you bot out so hard in valorant with Jett that you make your teamates want to blow their brains out.

what did you do yesterday?
I had a ubeen momment.

ubeen momment by RICHMONEYYY November 10, 2020