Mitosis 

When the non gamete cells reproduce. Is a variation of Binary Fission and happens in over 90% of human cells. Can be remembered as "my toe is reproducing.".

The process in which our cells duplicate is called Mitosis

Mitosis by The very special one June 5, 2019

Mitosis 

This kid named Chad

Something of or relating to biology

u n d e r g o m i t o s i s

Have you heard the biology lesson on mitosis?

Mitosis by bro please just no September 20, 2019

mitosis 

When two friends have become so greatly bonded that there thoughts and brain become one. A verb and noun and adjectives for" jinx". the meaning is way more powerful though.

n-what do you wanna watch?
m+n same time: orange is the new black

m+n again same time: OMGOMGOOMG MITOSIS

mitosis by nveh February 17, 2022

Mitosis Three Way 

A euphemism to describe a particular investment partnership involving three individuals where 1 party's investment is 50% of the total and the other party's investments are 25% of the total, each.

Imagine the investment as a pair of cells where one cell has undergone mitosis resulting in 2 identical daughter cells and the other cell unchanged.

Got a connect that'll do a QP for $700 so split that in a mitosis three way with the bois and I'm getting an O for $175 which is way under budget this month

Mitosis Three Way by blub blub mcgee January 20, 2021

Groupchat Mitosis 

When a groupchat splits off into a smaller groupchat, excluding members that are problematic or no longer part of the friend group. More discrete than straight-up removing someone.

I knew Ben would be mad and confront us if we removed him from the groupchat, so we had a groupchat mitosis!

Groupchat Mitosis by 809 June 13, 2019

email mitosis 

The process by which an email, which you are copied on, has replicated each of its replies, separated the thread into several identical threads, each containing in its own new information from the others copied, without you knowing what the fuck is going on anymore

Hey I was looking into that Baggage that got lost and I found that it wasn't in our storage facility.

Yeah, everyone already knew that because Someone else found it found it like an hour ago, I guess you weren't on that thread...

I think urban dictionary should have a definition about "email mitosis" to describe that phenomenon.

email mitosis by andyisgodsgift January 3, 2014

Group Chat Mitosis 

When a group chat splits off into a smaller group chat, excluding members that are problematic or no longer part of the friend group. More discreet than straight up removing someone.

I knew that Caitlyn would confront us about removing her from our group chat, so we had a group chat mitosis.

Group Chat Mitosis by Struggle Station September 7, 2017