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minhasexual 

minhasexual is when a brown male loses his virginity before the age of 18 to a white female that’s weighs over 200 pounds
Random Person: should I ask her out?
Erin: if you do you’ll be a minhasexual
minhasexual by 0ptical April 21, 2022

Microsexual

I was going to cook him a nice dinner but it turns out he is Microsexual
Microsexual by Groknik August 7, 2018

mohosexual 

Someone who wants to have sex with as many hos as possible; the mo hos the better!
INTERVIEWER: Santa, is it true that you are a mohosexual?

SANTA: Ho, ho ho!
mohosexual by Sex Ed January 19, 2007

minorsexual 

A fancy word for a pedophile. Distusting people who are attracted to children.
BOB: I’m minorsexual
Mike: So a pedophile

Bob: no i’m attracted to minors
Mike: You disgusting piece of shit! You’re just a pedo who thinks it’s ok to identify as part of the LGBTQ+ community!
minorsexual by MJ penis November 21, 2018

minorsexual 

Not a sexuality. When someone is attracted to minors.
Person 1; Im minorsexual
Person 2; Thats not a sexuality
Person 3; 911 whats your emergency
minorsexual by San’s bad puns November 15, 2018

Milkosexual/Milkoromantic 

Being sexually and/or romantic attracted to milk galloons (e.g sticking milk galloons up your anus or private area and taking milk gallons on a date)
"I take milk gallons on a date and stick them up my anus, I'm Milkosexual/Milkoromantic!"