Mince and cheese pie 

Occurs during anal sex when the male cums into a girls asshole as she excretes poo making a mixture that resembles a mince and cheese pie.

Tim told his girlfriend to take a shit before they had anal sex to avoid making a mince and cheese pie.

Mince and cheese pie by Minceandcheesepiemaker September 15, 2017

Minge Pie 

A mouthful of minge.

Her husband couldn't get enough minge pie.

Minge Pie by Edna Sweetlove September 19, 2010

Minge pie 

A fanny eaten at Xmas.

Open up love. I'm ready to eat yer Yuletide minge pie.

Minge pie by Keeper of the sacred honey pot October 29, 2003

mince pies

Cockney rhyming slang for "eyes".

Feast your mince pies on that!

mince pies by EddyB February 7, 2005

Mice pie 

A very common misspelling of mince pies, often done accidentally when you miss the "n" key because you are in a rush.

Can also refer to a small pie, similar to a mince pie, but instead filled with mouse droppings, served during christmas time to people who give you shite presents.

Tony: Hey, I'm off to get another mice pie, brb.

Dave: Mice pie? WTF?

Tony: SHIT! I mean mince pie! My bad.

Or

Tony: Hey, go give this mice pie to Uncle Freddy

Dave: Yeah! that would totally get him back for buying me another fucking lynx box set this Christmas!

Mice pie by Mustangboss_429 January 2, 2010

Minge Pie 

The area between your balls and asshole.

My friend Alex was eating minge pie.

Minge Pie by metalALEX January 16, 2010

minge piece 

female genitalia commonly known as cunt

nice minge piece wouldnt mind slipping her my length

minge piece by Davis Holgado March 25, 2004