muddy sheets 

The muddy sheets is an exotic and erotic sexual maneuver, involving a man, woman, and the man's best friend. You begin by fucking your lady friend in the ass via doggy style while under the sheets of your best friend's bed. She begins to get tired out when you donkey punch her hopefully initiating the washing machine. IF the first punch does not grant the desired effect, punch repeatedly. Mid seizure she will begin shitting all over the covers, in which case you GET OUT OF THERE. Make sure to yell as loudly as possible when running away, kind of like a dying goat. This will create the muddy sheets effect for your best friend when he comes home and finds a passed out chick in a shit covered bed. Bon apetite!

Ethan was shocked and appauled to find Kasi, his ex-lover, in some muddy sheets, right after Kevin ran out of his room yelling "BAAAAGHGGHHHHHHAHAWH"

muddy sheets by Senoir Mud May 15, 2008

Muddy Sparrow 

While in the Cinncinatti Bowtie position (reverse titty-fuck with the female laying on her back), the female on the bottom lifts her head and proceeds to give the male a rimjob.

Caleb got so wasted last night he started giving Janice a Cinncinatti Bowtie then she turned it into a Muddy Sparrow.

Muddy Sparrow by The-Green-Bastard May 18, 2010

Muddy Shot 

When a man pumps fecal matter into their urethra and then ejaculates it out.

"I can still smell the Muddy Shot Daniel sprayed all over my face last night"

Muddy Shot by DuffDingle March 6, 2022

muddy slay ride 

titty fucking a girl backwards so you can grind your asshole up and down her face

yo I gave that bitch a muddy slay ride

muddy slay ride by hella cogswella May 12, 2008

muddy spatula 

Using your shit covered penis as a cooking utensil to avoid making more dirty dishes.

After Connor fucked Kylie in the ass he used his penis as a Muddy Spatula to mix some brownie batter so he wouldnt have to do the dishes again.

muddy spatula by DieselJesus69 October 17, 2019

Muddy Sheeting 

Going to a hotel for the purpose of scat play in nice sheet. Ideally a Doubletree.

Travis and Jennifer had a weekend of Muddy Sheeting planned. They booked a nice hotel downtown and brought baby wipes.

Muddy Sheeting by DoubleTT August 15, 2021

bIG mUDDY sLIDE! 

When a girl is wet and the guy slips into the butthole...accidentally! Owwww...This is called the biG mUDDY sLIDE!

I had a guy accidentally slip into my butthole and I HATED it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is called the bIG mUDDY sLIDE!

bIG mUDDY sLIDE! by GIRL IN MT June 25, 2007