MicrosoftWindows 

Some random turk who likes kebobs and csgo

That microsoftwindows is annoying

MicrosoftWindows by Peculate August 7, 2019

MicrosoftWindows 

a fucking cuntie retard that is a manager somehow on the hypixel knights. plus he edates and is bad at minecraft

that microsoftwindows is something else.

MicrosoftWindows by curv August 7, 2019

Microsoftize

A global or transnational corporation that desires/attempts to monopolize the global market, outsource valuable jobs to economically lesser developed regions/countries, and obliterate competitors within the same business sector. The prefix "micro-" is misleading, as Microsoft is not by any means a small corporation.

Microsoft Corporation has often attempted to Microsoftize the global market through their computer services, especially in the United States. As a result, several antitrust lawsuits have been filed against the multi-billion dollar corporation.

Microsoftize by SnoopAYBE January 12, 2005

Microsoftie 

It's what Bill Gates has when he gets out of bed in the morning!

See: Small Penis

Bills Wife: God Bill thats a Microsoftie I see there!

Bill: I'm working on a program in C++ to increase the size.

Microsoftie by Derick Knobcheese September 15, 2004

Microsoftie 

(n)1. One who relies soley on Microsoft products and services.
2. A microsoft user who has not downloaded relevant security patches, thus making them an easy target for viri and the like.

Laird is a microsoftie. He's gotten five viruses in hte last month because he ignores the security patches.

Microsoftie by Tomas September 13, 2004

Microsoftie 

*One who highly endorses Microsoft.

*One who works for Microsoft.

"I'd like to be a Microsoftie and work for millions of bucks a day. ^.^ "
-me

Microsoftie by Dave September 13, 2004

Microsoftist 

One who despises Microsoft because of their lack of skill in creating a game console that doesn't arrive at your house broken.

Son of a... I got the red rings for the third time in a row! I'm so Microsoftist.

Microsoftist by Anonymooseplox June 23, 2008