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meatspacian 

Residing in or relating to meatspace; present in the real, physical world.
I would prefer a more meatspacian encounter with her rather than just chatting online.
meatspacian by www.proles.net July 31, 2003

Michigan Meatpacker 

The act of slamming one's head into someone's nuts while yelling "Oh my GOD, why are you smacking your nuts into my head, man?" This is done while someone is awake but otherwise occupied doing something and is not aware that you are approaching for the meat packing.

Established in Farmington Hills, MI, hence the moniker "Michigan Meatpacker."
I was laying on the couch studying for my econ test when Matt slammed his head right into my nutsack screaming "Christ on a side Car, Sam! Why are you violating my forehead with your balls, you ass wodge?" "WTF?!? You're the one giving me the Michigan Meatpacker, you douche bag!"
i slid my meat into her meatspace and nearly crushed her cervix.
meatspace by turner February 24, 2005
the name for the more desparate-sexual partner/date-hunting side of myspace.com

coming from the slang terminology "meatmarket".
dude1: "yeah this chick is totally hot man, i'm gonna chat with her again"
dude2: "what, is this another one you met on meatspace?"
meatspace by Olly J February 24, 2005
shameless flaggelative pictures with equally shameless captions posted on social networking sites. usually, of the same angles and faces but with different clothes.
A:that guy's hot, do you think he has a facebook?

B:i bet he has a meatspace there
meatspace by ulap June 23, 2009

Meatspace grill 

A grill that can only be used to fry Technoknife medium rare.
person: have you used a meatspace grill yet?

Technoknife: oh.
Meatspace grill by sndlk May 21, 2022