Marf
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MARF: (Noun, Abbreviation) mahr-f: A derogatory term employed to describe those engaging in outdoor recreational activities in a manner inconsistent with experienced hobbyists, especially while doing so with self-promotional motives. A memetic epithetical acronym abbreviating 'Mis-Adventurous Recreational Fuckery.'
The MARF was gored by a bison attempting to take a selfie while disregarding established wildlife viewing protocols.
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An expression of depression, boredom, or general dissatisfaction with your life or current situation
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I miss my marfs from the conference
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The famous Arseish word 'marf' is commonly used by BadAsses of the United Badgers Association. Meaning "sex" or "fuck", it can be used in a variety of sentences. Other words find it's root in 'marf', such as 'marfut', marfer, 'ubermarfer' and 'merf'. Please use accordingly.
Oi Badgerstaff! Fancy a marf?
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Any human-like creature that is one or more of the following: greedy, horny, smelly, has tendencies to indulge in sexual acts with little girls, or will walk into any house unannounced and eat any and/or all food in the area.