Northern Manscaping

Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging above the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas. This is the opposite of Southern Manscaping, the younger man's practice of grooming only the genital area because he is sporting a massive sweet beard and long hair.

(Old man speaking to young man):
"Son, enjoy your freedom from the razor for as long as you can. Northern manscaping has become as much a part of my life as applying Rogaine to my head in hopes to grow THAT hair back!" manscaping hair trim old men masculine southern

by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015

Manscaping

When men groom themselves in a very thorough and complete manner.
Shaving, waxing, nose hair picking, shopping, "men makeuping"

"Where's your date?"

"He's still manscaping upstairs."

"Does he wax?

"Yes. Ugh..."

by Dolores Neveer June 6, 2014

manslaving

When a female under goes the process of making a man her bitch. Does not have to be in a sexual way.

"What do you gotta' do today?"
"Help my girlfriend move."
"She's totally manslaving you."

by Dryw October 24, 2004

Manshekinshans

Someone who is such a dear, lovable, makes your heart melt and a great lover, although Manshekinshans can be quite annoying.

I miss my Manshekinshans.

I am so in love with Manshekinshans.

Omg, he is such a Manshekinshans!

by jinx! April 18, 2010

Mansacking

Mansack, mansacking, or mansacked. An event in which a man runs up to another man, usually an individual they dislike, grabs their balls and twists them, and then runs away.

"Hey, that's Jerry. I hate Jerry. Should I pull an epic prank and start mansacking him?"

by DeepFrying November 1, 2018

manscaping

A term used to define male grooming below the belt. A male can use both an electric razor or a regular razor. A Mach 3 is preferable with the ladies on the testicular area. No female likes to deal with hairy balls, so men must education themselves on proper manscaping and maintenance techniques

He is so hairy...he needs some education on manscaping.
He shaved his balls smooth...he is a total manscaper.

by Jessica615 November 20, 2006

manscaping

A mans grooming of his body hair. Like landscaping, but for the body.

My boyfriend was manscaping his back hair for me yesterday.

by nikkisu July 28, 2008