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Maloney mincer 

A sexual act involving putting one's penis in a mini smoothie blender.
I regret trying the Maloney mincer last night with the bros.
Maloney mincer by wowmcwowser February 4, 2022

Maloney Maneuver 

Believing so deeply in propaganda and lies to forward an agenda that one lashes out at anyone and everyone who proves one wrong and deceptive.
Did you see that politician melt down and insult everyone he could name? He pulled a real Maloney Maneuver.

maloney maneuver 

Purposefully telling grandiose lies to falsely accuse or cower someone to exert power, control, or for political gain.
Did you hear the whoppers he told about Jim to undermine him? Did he think anyone believed it? Total Maloney Maneuver

Ms. Maloney 

The spawn of Satan, whom normally resides in the firey pit of hell known as room 305. Not only is she the spawn of Satan, but she is also a blood-relative to Hitler, Stalin, and Kim Jong Il. Her favorite past times include: torturing virgins, raping infants, and preaching her methods to adolescents. When usually confronted, she screeches "TYPE TYPE" and ear-drums are known to bleed. She is a horrible person, who loves to lick the tears of anguish from her student's faces.
Wow, she is SUCH a ms. maloney!
Ms. Maloney by ilovemathexceptnot February 5, 2010

eric maloney 

Hairy and in the way
"God, get out the way Eric Maloney"
eric maloney by MyOldHandle June 8, 2014

Garett Maloney

Born in November of 1993, younger than all of his fellow Tram Trans, Garett enjoys long walks along the river with his pet tadpole, researching about his favorite car, the more expensive in the world (Bugatti Veyron), making crisp salads with Italian dressing, munching on celery and running to keep in shape. Due to extensive research, Garett has been known to be a young man of a cocky, yet sweet nature. Loved by many, especially a particular breed of Asian, Maloney rarely expresses his feelings to others, especially when asked.
Garett Maloney by hotasian69 June 29, 2011