Sursum Corda Cooperative

Sursum Cora Cooperative is a public housing complex located in Northwest Washington DC. This place is infamous for its open air drug markets and murders. It has it's own police station for just the complex, packed with corrupt metro police officers who could care less about shit. This area was hit hard by the 1980's crack epidemic that it has never changed since. It will be torn down by 2014 to create Northwest One a mixed income area perfect for robberies now that the rich people will live next door to some strait killers. That is if all goes as planned. Incase your interested in visiting it is bounded by North Capitol Street on the east, First Street NW to the west, K Street NW to the south, and New York Avenue NW to the north. They serve anybody at anytime in the Corda. Real Talk.

(guy 1): lets go to Sursum Corda Cooperative.

(guy 2): Man last time I went I got stuck up and a cop was parked in front of me and didn't do shit! Fuck that place!

Sursum Corda Cooperative by yOUnngin Joe July 6, 2008

Cooperative 

A living arrangement where residents own an equal share of their home and work together to sustain their lifestyle. Cooperative Living arrangements stress people before profit, environmentally sustainable living, and the importance of community. Individuals who reside in a Cooperative are referred to as "Coopers" and come from all races, religions, socioeconomic statuses, and social groups. Many Cooperatives are students cooperatives, such as the MSU SCH and ICC of Ann Arbor, Michigan.

Dude: Hey where do you guys live?
Co-oper: We live in a Cooperative
Dude: Sounds Swell
Co-oper: You bet! We own it!

Cooperative by 123458686868 February 4, 2010

Cooperative Middle School 

The most shittiest school in the world. Bullies everywhere, kids drink and smoke, and the teachers dont give a shit about it.

Don't send you child to Cooperative Middle School. They suck.

Cooperative Middle School by crazychick67 January 12, 2013

Cooperative Baptist Fellowship 

Liberal Christian offshoot of the Southern Baptist Convention. CBF's focus is on egalitarian social and political policies along with presenting a hazy view of theology. While most CBF members are not as far to the left as clearly apostate denominational elites such as found in the United Methodist Church, the CBF would be more accurately characterized as part of the mushy middle or moderates.

CBF does not explicitly deny the truth of the Bible, but they emphasize that individual believers can interpret the Bible any way that they choose. This tact on interpreting the Bible can easily provide a liberal Christian with the license to make the Bible into a wax-nose so that one can twist the Bible to justify whatever one wants to read into the text. This loose approach to reading and being instructed in the Bible comes from CBF's so-called "Four Freedoms": (1)Soul Freedom-a direct relationship with God without intermediaries (2)Bible Freedom-each person can interpret the Bible for himself without direction from anyone but God (or who one can easily deceive oneself into believing is God, viz. oneself who wants what he wants and wants it now) (3)Church Freedom-local church autonomy (4)Religious Freedom-as defined by egalitarian leftists at the ACLU. The CBF is affiliated with the Baptist Joint Committee for Religious Liberty, which opposes such benign policies as allowing for Ten Commandment displays.

Cooperative Baptist Fellowship member reflecting on Deuteronomy 24 after his wife has burnt the toast: "I see here right in the Bible that I can divorce my wife if she displeases me. So, I shall divorce her and marry my sexier secretary. After she gets some mileage on her, I shall trade her in, too. I am so glad that I read the Bible and follow God's Word."

Cooperative Baptist Fellowship by Tex in Tex August 23, 2008

Cooperative Baptist Fellowship 

An offshoot of the Southern Baptist Convention that is not as committed to defending the doctrine of the inerrancy of the Bible as the SBC since Evangelicals recaptured the denomination from liberals and moderates. CBF also presents a more egalitarian set of policies on social and political issues along with presenting a hazy view of theology. While most CBF members are not as far to the left as clearly apostate denominational elites such as found in the United Methodist Church, the CBF would be more accurately characterized as part of the mushy middle or moderates.

CBF does not explicitly deny the truth of the Bible, but they emphasize that individual believers can interpret the Bible any way that they choose. This tack on interpreting the Bible can easily provide a liberal Christian with the license to make the Bible into a wax-nose so that one can twist the Bible to justify whatever one wants to read into the text. This loose approach to reading and being instructed in the Bible comes from CBF's so-called "Four Freedoms": (1)Soul Freedom-a direct relationship with God without intermediaries (2)Bible Freedom-each person can interpret the Bible for himself without direction from anyone but God (or who one can easily deceive oneself into believing is God, viz. oneself who wants what he wants and wants it now) (3)Church Freedom-local church autonomy (4)Religious Freedom-as defined by egalitarian leftists at the ACLU. The CBF is affiliated with the Baptist Joint Committee for Religious Liberty, which opposes such benign policies as allowing for Ten Commandment displays.

Cooperative Baptist Fellowship member reflecting on Deuteronomy 24 after his wife has burnt the toast: "I see here right in the Bible that I can divorce my wife if she displeases me. So, I shall divorce her and marry my sexier secretary. After she gets some mileage on her, I shall trade her in, too. I am so glad that I read the Bible and follow God's Word."

Cooperative Baptist Fellowship by Tex in Tex October 4, 2008

Cooperative 

A business model where hipster-doofii delude themselves into thinking that the Marxist Utopian fantasies they learned about in college from their hippie professors are capable of overriding economic realities. Since management of Co-Ops is typically run by individuals who are incapable of managing their own lives, they are usually doomed to failure.

Dude, the River Bend Grocery Cooperative is closing down. Aww man, it just opened six months ago.

Cooperative by Schnorkenschneider March 15, 2014

Cooperative High School 

full of angry Negros douche bag guitar players, Bitches have herpes it just sucks... never go here =[

bob;where do you go?
DAY@DAY;cooperative high school
bob;DONT KILL ME!

Cooperative High School by rawr2mawrt March 17, 2009