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face like a grieving cod!

Jack Dee, with your face like a grieving cod!

Seemed like a good idea at the time

a valid excuse for a really bad mistake, can only be used once
Wife: I cant believe you had sex with those two strippers, then you had the nerve to bring them to the house and make them breakfast.

Husband: Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Wife: I bet it did, it was a bad idea and you are a ass hole for thing it was

Husband: Well, that did not cross my mind at the time. I never banged to hot bitches at the same time and two bitches at the same time is always a good idea.

Rumored to be what Bill Clinton said when asked about Monica Lewinsky during his 1999 impeachment hearing.

Nina with me like a Guard 

To have in ones possession a 9mm pistol at all times.
Friend 1: Bro this place is kinda dangerous, what if we get robbed?
Friend 2: Don't sweat it bro, every city is dangerous when I'm in it, I keep that Nina with me like a Guard!

Dripping like a George Foreman 

Arousing a woman into a state that has her expelling fluids at the same rate as cooking a pack of liconshire sausasges on a George Foreman grill.
"I got her so horny, she was dripping like a George Foreman."
"That pussy's so good I put my name on it"

hung like a gorilla 

A veiled insult. A gorilla's penis is only approximately 1.25 inches long when erect.
Man: Are you sure I'm big enough for you...?
Woman: BAYBAY don't worry you be hung like a GORILLA!

Like A G6 

The title of the dance song "Like a G6" by Far East Movement. It refers to a Gulfstream G650 airplane.

When something is "fly like a G6", they are stating that it's quite awesome.
Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink we do it right gettin slizzard
Sippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6
Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6
Like A G6 by ThaBigCheesy October 21, 2010