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Kettering high school 

This place is absolute ass. With all the emo and furries walking around you feel like your in a goth shop and with the people who vape you can’t even go to the bathroom cause half of them are closed. The new principal is annoying too with the no phones in class policy.

the loitering giraffe 

a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.
i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....

letting the corgis out 

v.phrase. Removing one's top in public, if one is a royal female (an allusion to Queen Elizabeth's pet dogs.

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Why all the fuss about Kate Middleton going topless. There's a long history of princesses letting the corgis out.
letting the corgis out by gnostic1 September 24, 2012

letting air out of the tire 

When you think you have to take a shit, only to sit on the toilet and just fart, without actually shitting.
"Dude, I totally thought I had to take a shit, but I only ended up letting air out of the tire."

litterin' 

to have done something good, to have responded in a clever fashion, to congradulate oneself or some one else, to state that one has done something well
Bitch, I litterin'!

youtube littering 

seeing lots of rubbish spoofs or self attempted versions of things worth watching.
man: "damn why can't i watch the original version of 2 become 1 by the spice girls? i can't see it for all the youtube littering of karioke versions"