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King Leonidas

From the movie 300 and real life King Leonidas king of the greek state Sparta, also the most badass motherfucker in existance
King Leonidas:you bring the crowns and heads of conqured kings to MY city steps, you insult MY queen, threaten MY people with slavery and death oh ive chosen my words very carefully persian, perhaps you should have done the same. *holding messenger at sword point in front of the "pit of death"*

Persian messenger: THIS IS BLASPHEMY, THIS IS MADNESS

Leonidas *looks at queen* *looks back* madness,?....... THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA *KICKS MESENGER INTO PIT OF DEATH*
King Leonidas by Cipher158 June 19, 2009
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Leonidas 

The most sexiest man on the earth,
Gets all the girls,He also is a god that says THIS IS SPARTA!!!! Don’t mess with him or he will fuck you up
Yo see that guy walking,That’s a Leonidas
Leonidas by YoThatsMyBoiLeonard January 7, 2018

leonidas 

great spartan king who slayed the many heads of persians. Slaughter many enemies of sparta and banged the queen of sparta
"SPARTAAAAAA!"

"Who is Leonidas?"

"What?! This is SPartAAAAAAA!!!!!!" *kicks*
leonidas by Silencer77 April 20, 2007

King Leonidas

When you are standing up fucking your girl from behind and when you are about to blow you stick your foot on her ass and kick her off. Yelling out THIS IS SPARTA as your man fountain goes off and she flies into wall/DVD stand etc.
She told me to pull out so I gave her the king leonidas . As she picked herself off the floor I asked what's for dinner?
King Leonidas by The D since 83 January 26, 2016

Leonidas 

Awesome. Capable of dealing great physical harm.
Dude...the way you kicked that guy's ass.... Fuckin' Leonidas.
Leonidas by Zeik Younge November 20, 2007

Leonidus 

someone who is a complete and utter bad ass
He just beat the shit out of Chuck Norris, he's a total Leonidus
Leonidus by Deathtacurl January 18, 2010

Leonidas-kick 

Verb- The act of kicking someone in the chest.
Bob was being an ass to Jane, so she screamed "Sparta" and leonidas-kicked him down the stairs.
Leonidas-kick by Lindzi Sequeira December 25, 2007