Lava 

I. Molten rock that originated from the mantle of a planet

II. Something you can't touch:

a. For a children's game

b. Due to uncleanliness or the threat of seminal fluid

"You can't touch the floor, it's made of lava!!"

"Hey, don't sit on that bed. Jessa and Charlie share that bed. It is soooo lava."

Lava by friendscaredoflava August 29, 2011

lava 

Hot vaginal arousal fluid

- Honey, your lava is burning my mouth!
- Just blow it a bit. And watch your beard.

lava by Nanochka August 23, 2021

Lava 

Something that may look delicious to a stupid person, yet surprisingly, would actually kill th as soon as they ate it! Who knew?!

What happened to qwerty mctoottoot? He ate a bucket of lava! How stupid is that?!

Lava by FluffyPuppy2011 July 15, 2022

lava 

(n) Molten rock usually found in the earth's core or crust. Very fun to throw at people, if you can handle it!

You suck man, you suck, I'm going to throw lava at you because you suck.

lava by Lord Turtledove May 8, 2003

Lava 

something that kills me in minecraft 99.98% of the time, usually happens the very next second after i find diamonds or ancient debris.

User1 tried to swim in lava.
GOD DANG IT I DIED AGAIN.

Lava by JarvisBanned December 30, 2020

lava 

to have another; like when someone is done with a shot

John : Here's your shot of tequila
Bill: *Gulp* I think I'll lava nother

lava by Luke Bo March 29, 2007

Lava 

A person with a dope hat and talks to nobody.

Friend: you got a nice hat.
Lava: *scoffs*

Lava by TheRydenFan April 22, 2018