Kobayashi 

The art of putting into ones mouth, usually at speed and with excited furor, items which are shaped like or resemble a penis - such as Hot Dog, Banana or actual cock.

"My ex-boyfriend Tony loved to give me oral. He'd put my cock in his mouth like Kobayashi!"

"Dude, did you see Grant at the game last week with that hot dog?"
"Yeah man, it didn't stand a chance with him. Like fuckin' Kobayashi!"

Kobayashi by ConcreteMonkeyUK September 18, 2020

Kobayashi 

Ko-ba-ya-shing - the action of disguising your identity using mug brand as a cover name.

"Yesterday I Kobayashid myself on Club Penguin"

Kobayashi by Onetosixpeople September 13, 2018

Kobayashi Maru 

A no-win situation caused by a set of rules that can only be won by changing the rules, in effect, cheating. This term comes from the name of a small ship in distress in a scenario shown in a Star Trek movie. According to the film, the scenario is featured in a training simulator for students attempting to become ship's captains. They receive a distress signal from the Kobayashi Maru and can either attempt to rescue it and be destroyed by enemy forces or leave it and let it be destroyed. James T. Kirk, according to the film, is the only person to have won the scenario--by reprogramming the simulator. Kobayashi Maru, loosely translated, means "Little wooden ship."

Someone experiencing a Kobayashi Maru can be said to be between a rock and a hard place.

Kobayashi Maru by Kidduffah Tubes July 4, 2004

Kobayashi Takeru 

The record holder for Nathan's Famous frankfurter eating contest. Annually held on July 4th at Coney Island, New York.

Krazy Motha Fuccka who ate 50 & 1/2 hotdogs in 12 minutes DOUBLING the previous record of 25 dogs by Kazutoyo Arai

Kobayashi Takeru by Red HuRaiZon October 11, 2003

Kobayashi Maru 

A no-win situation or scenario, in which every action is effectively countered by a force either seen or unseen.

We can stay in this burning plane or jump, but we don't have any parachutes. What a Kobayashi Maru.

Kobayashi Maru by Ko - be - ashi Ma - ru April 14, 2003

Kobayashi Maru 

The USS Kobayashi Maru was a Class 3 neutronic fuel carrier. It is a fictional starship in the fictional Star Trek franchise.

"This is the Kobayashi Maru, nineteen periods out of Altair VI. We have struck a gravitic mine and have lost all power..."

Kobayashi Maru by Jktine May 16, 2009

Kobayashi's Law 

That for a given number of identically made socks being lost to the Sock Gnome, the value of each sock losy except for the 2nd to last sock is minimal, whereas the value of the 2nd to last sock's value is close to infinite.

John had 8 Black identical socks. The Sock Gnome gradually stole 6 of them over the course of time. John didn't care that much because he still had a working pair; however, once John lost the 2nd to last sock, the remaining sock was virtually useless, by Kobayashi's Law.

QED.

Kobayashi's Law by SockGnome3000 September 8, 2008