kimono dragon 

A rather dodgy woman in a bathrobe. Notable usually for her sexually rapacious behavior.

She may look professional in a suit, but watch out: when she gets home she's a total kimono dragon.

kimono dragon by scouter January 17, 2008

Kimono wanker

A person who comes to Japan on thier gap year to 'discover' themselves whilst saying YOLO every 2 minutes, walking around in a kimono, trying to 'immerse themselves in the culture', whilst failing completely, which only adds to their general twattery!

Look at that wanker, walking around in the kimono, he was always a good for nothing meff! Absolutely a kimono wanker!

Kimono wanker by Boom1986 May 31, 2019

Kimono kokichi

Kimono kokichi is kokichi oma in a kimono a really nice guy and a great liar.

If you see kokichi in a kimono it’s probably just kimono kokichi

Kimono kokichi by Random >3 August 30, 2021

wooden kimono 

coffin. invented/ polularized by Tom Waits.

have you seen Jimmy?

man, you haven't heard? Jimmy is in a wooden kimono these days, 6 feet under.

wooden kimono by s c p May 10, 2005

open the kimono 

A 1990's phrase that means that everyone should share data. There should be no secrets between those in the meeting. As in a Japanese wife showing her husband her naked body by opening her silk robe or kimono.

If we’re going to make any progress with this new standard, we’re going to make sure everyone agrees to open the kimono and not withhold any information.

open the kimono by RadioRay September 24, 2005

Do You Wear Michiko's Kimono? 

The secret (not really) term for asking for the Identity V Stageplay from someone.

Person A:"So, do you wear Michiko's kimono?"
Person B:"Yes, would you like to try it on?"
OR
Person A: "So, do you wear Michiko's kimono?"
Person B: "No, I wear Jack's top-hat sorry"

Do You Wear Michiko's Kimono? by Josephsmami October 22, 2020

My Kimono

Used to refer to the Japanese boy that you enjoy looking at the most when he is in hearing distance.

The second favorite boy becomes "my spare kimono"

Also used to refer to said Japanese boy around people who are not aware of your desire and would otherwise use this information against you.

"Yeah, my kimono?"
-points behind self discreetly-
"Right behind me."

"I haven't seen my kimono in awhile..."

"That one's my spare kimono"

My Kimono by Merochan January 15, 2009