khakis 

the pants reserved for very straight boys or very gay girls

andrew: is that girl straight?

marsha: definitley not she’s wearing khakis

khakis by swaggy_gay May 19, 2021

khakis 

Pants that show off schlong

“Damn did you David’s schlong in those khakis”

khakis by Davidsschlong September 16, 2022

khakis and quesadillas 

When a girl is leading a guy on simply for either money, favors, or any kind of advantage over the guy.

Susan has been going khakis and quesadillas all over John

khakis and quesadillas by MindIneffible September 12, 2005

khakis and mayonnaise 

Rich white boring privileged dullards with zero imagination.

Joan: Did you go see Harvard last weekend or Stanford?
Jane: It doesn’t matter, it was all khakis and mayonnaise anyway so it sucked.

khakis and mayonnaise by come_at_me_bros May 7, 2021

Harbaughs.khakis 

Harbaughs.khakis is a stupid meme page on Instagram, don’t follow him. He likes black girls way too much, and his friends often call him a white Uncle Tom. Once he even said he would lick a WNBA player’s ab sweat.

“Yeah Harbaughs.khakis is a white Uncle Tom”

Harbaughs.khakis by Ghetto.ramsey September 25, 2019

piss your khakis 

A term referring to when someone (usually a white person) is getting heated over a simple problem that isn't as big of a deal as they're making it out to be. Can be used regardless of if the person is wearing khakis or not.

"Ay, bro, don't piss your khakis, I'll pick up some rash cream later."

piss your khakis by billybattleaxe August 29, 2018

choice khakis 

When a person (usually fuckboys) wear those ugly ass khaki shorts or joggers by choice not by any regulations thinking they swag is off the charts

Girl 1:Ohh look at him

Girl 2:Ohh yeah he fine but wait

Girl 1:What
Girl 2: He a fuckboy he wearing choice khakis

choice khakis by P0tat03F33ling5 September 22, 2015