just joking

something you say after you state the truth and get yelled at.

Teacher: Listen boy, you're in detention for the next 3 weeks whether you like it or not.

Boy: I seriously don't give a shit, man.

Teacher: MAKE THAT 4 WEEKS, YOU MORON.

Boy: Just joking...

just joking by july72011 July 7, 2011

Joking my ass

Joking my ass - something so Preposterous that my ass isn’t confident with the premise. Therefore if Jacob says I done caught 5 alligator last night… Jacob your joking my ass!

Mike done fucked sally!
Wait wait hold up you joking my ass ?

Joking my ass by Big daddy 29 July 13, 2022

Only joking 

Similar to No offense. It's usually said by a person after they've insulted you and meant everything they said, but don't want to upset you or get punched in the face as a result.

Mike: "Dude your a fucking faggot and no ones likes you! ...Haha only joking :)"

John: -.-

Only joking by lolrakfj July 13, 2012

Sniper Jocking

Refers to the act of jocking on someone from a distance. One would sniper jock someone in the early stages of jocking, if any thing ever comes of it.

Jaydon: CJ, that girl is sniper jocking you.

CJ: Die in a fire.

Jaydon: Nice.

Sniper Jocking by jaydon the don October 16, 2008

pole-jocking

Adjective. To attain favor from someone by being overly gracious. A typical application would be to achieve favor with a celebrity, usually a music artist, to gain a job or be associated with them. See also Brown Nosin'.

that's a real good way to look at it thugnificent but i aint pole-jocking or anything. Boondocks (2007 season 2. The story of thugnificent)

pole-jocking by Jody Mayfield December 26, 2007

joking around 

English meaning of "joking around" (expr.) telling a joke; being humorous and lighthearted.

James and I have been joking around

joking around by DefinitionDemi July 15, 2014

mandem joking 

when a man says something to a man/gyal portraying it as a joke bc he ent confident enough to ask it for real. if they take it as a joke they act as if it was a joke the whole time, if they take it genuinely then they pretend they was serious or vice versa depending on which way advantages them.

as well as this the phrase can also be used if the opposite person knows what the phrase means

example of mandem joking:

question: “ay clare you’re looking peng still you tryna fuck... haha”

reply1: “nah fuck off”
response1: “haha i was joking relax”

reply2: “when you thinking hunni?”
response2: “my gaff at 9”

example of using the phrase:

“cum on my tits... hahaha mandem joking”

mandem joking by KINGNUTSACK December 11, 2019