Jive ass Turkey 

A damn fool, who constantly acts foolish and ignorant

Matthew Symonette is a jive ass turkey.

Jive ass Turkey by Lit Up January 27, 2007

Jive Ass Nigga

A individual constantly in blatant violation of the "G- code".
2. A mufucka dats full of shit.

Man I ain't fooling wit dat jive ass nigga Joe.

2. Yo mama down der wit dat ol' jive ass nigga Mr. Robert.

Jive Ass Nigga by DaGame_god November 3, 2015

Jive ass turkey 

(n)

Etymology- Derives from turkeys trying to do a popular dance the "jive", but turkeys don't know what they are talking about when it comes to dance.

1. A person who talks about what they don't know.

2. A bull shitter.

3. An insult.

"You jive ass turkey"

"Phillip, you, sir, are a jive ass turkey."

"You don't know what you are talking about you jive ass turkey"

Jive ass turkey by 9G FORCE May 21, 2010

jive ass honky 

a white man who thinks he is totally awesome, but who is definitely not.

bill: I'm the bees knees.
Tikwanza: Shut the fuck up you jive ass honky.

jive ass honky by deathViking December 2, 2007

jive ass turkey 

a fool; someone who thinks they're cool but is really stupid; what black guys eat for Thanksgiving.

jive ass turkey by jerome March 10, 2003

jive ass turkey 

What Huggy Bear brought to the Starsky and Hutch Thanksgiving Dinner.

Yo, help yo'sef to sum o' dat jive ass turkey I brought fo' dinnah.

jive ass turkey by Baretta April 15, 2003

jive ass mother fucker 

motherfucker who always gets the best block combinations in Tetris!

Nate, you are one jive ass mother fucker!

jive ass mother fucker by death_metal_scottie March 11, 2007