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something that flies out of a tallywacker when a guy gets excited. kinda tastes bad. some girls that are skanks like to eat it. can be used for protein. leaves a crusty residue on clothing. kinda smells. looks like glue.
damn, mike! you shot your jism all up in my face!

if you do that shit again i'm gonna bitch slap yo ass
jism by michelle216753421 May 12, 2007
The substance that takes the form of a small projectile as a result of a sexual act, often blinding the other person involved in the activity.
OhNoes!!!1, Tim blinded Helen with his jism!
The rocket that was Terry's jism landed with a spack on the table!
Candice's jism was a surprise to Andy!
jism by Maxyy March 17, 2008
The movie Jism with Bipasha
jism by me August 8, 2004
When two men milk each other they get a mouthful of jism.
jism by fraterg May 11, 2003
Jim's nickname, from American Wedding. Given to him by the stiffmeister.
HAH Look congradualations Jism.
jism by Zach June 25, 2004
Open Body in "Hindi" language.
Tumhari jism khubsuraat hay... I like it.
Jism by Love is life. September 13, 2012