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vampiric irrigation 

When one's anus becomes blocked with shit, one could hire a vampire to suck all the blood out of your ass and so the shit simply falls out.
Shirley tried vampiric irrigation the other day and it damn well did the job.
vampiric irrigation by gs1994 March 2, 2009

colonic irrigation

A procedure to cleanse the inside workings by jetting off streams of hot water up the anus of a patient, and then vacuuming out the shit. Also known as coffee.
Crocodile Dundee:"Mate, isn't a colonic where someone sticks a hosepipe up your arse?"

Golden Irrigation 

An act of sexual intercourse between two men in which one man urinates in the second mans anus.
'Man, are they doing Golden Irrigation'
Golden Irrigation by Jack Vasay March 21, 2008

Anal Irrigation 

The cleaning out of someones butthole using tounge, toes, or crayola crayons
Giancarlo performed Anal Irrigation on Casey
Anal Irrigation by Lickmytoes July 27, 2010

Semicolonic Irrigation 

Also known as the working class bidet. The Semicolonic irrigation is when you stand on your hands in the shower and position yourself so the shower head is aimed directly at your anus.
Joe was not classy enough for a bidet, but suffering from extreme swamp-ass he opted to undergo a semicolonic irrigation.

anacoluthonic irrigation 

A literary technique used by writers too lazy to learn narrative skill, or even proper sentence construction. A practitioner employs it by flushing his brain of the longest coil of vaguely related ideas he can manage to squeeze out, then dumping it on a page with no coherent structure—often, without any punctuation at all.

This fetid stream of consciousness all too frequently bypasses the editorial treatment plant, instead spilling directly into the Sea of Literature, where swimmers caught in the noxious tide experience recurring, involuntary thoughts all broadly equivalent to "Why am I reading this?!"
Bob: Hey Mary, what are you reading?
Mary: Meh, just the latest in the flood of vampire novels aimed at teenage girls, by some writer keen to jump on the bandwagon. It's all first-person stream of consciousness though: it's not reading, so much as wading through the effluent from the author's anacoluthonic irrigation.