irrotic 

The act of being ironically and erratically erotic. Also referred to by none as a "funny fear boner".

"Man, that hyper-ass sexy clown is totally irrotic." "You mean erotic?" "Nope."

irrotic by SugarLlama January 5, 2018

Irrational Parenting

When parents support their children to spend an obscene number of hours memorizing the digits of irrational numbers like √2, π, and e, so that they can out-parrot others in a contest, and win some medals or prizes for their “irrational” feats of memory.

Based on recent newspaper reports, irrational parenting seems to be rising in Singapore, especially among immigrants from India and Burma—the perceived paranoia to make an entry into the Singapore Book of Records has never been so strong among the “human parrots.”

Irrational Parenting by Fasters November 22, 2022

irrational exuberance 

(from Investopedia.com:) An infamous phrase uttered by Alan Greenspan in 1996 to describe the overvalued market at the time.

Really, it means you're way too happy about something.

ME: Holy crap, did you see that?!
DUDE: Man, you got a problem with irrational exuberance. STFU.
ME: THAT KICKED ASS!
DUDE: Seriously, STFU!

irrational exuberance by pinano July 14, 2004

irrational 

1) refusing something rational
2) refusing all things rational
3) unreasonable, not reasonable
4) refusing logic, illogical
5) unwilling to see the perfectoin of my logic and desperately clinging to quaint notions or antiquated superstitions that are nullified by the enfoulabilidy of my vastly superior position, absolutely infallible perfection

"You continue to disagree with me, despite having heard all the facts of the matter, which indicates you are either daft or irrational."

irrational by kplugrafa September 11, 2009

Irrational Desmoulins Lust 

The state of existence where every thought is dominated by the sexiness of French Revolutionary Camille Desmoulins. All other habits cease, and the victim drools over google images, books, and films pertaining to Camille Desmoulins.

Keegan: Let's see... the capital of Azerbaijan is... oh god.. Camille.... you sexy thang...my place tonight.... my parents aren't home...leave Horace with Robespierre... hnnnng

Doctor: Son, you've got a bad case of Irrational Desmoulins Lust. This requires some serious treatment, and I need to start you on a round of hormone relaxers immediately.

Irrational Desmoulins Lust by rageofmarat July 14, 2011

Irrational 

See female.

Guy: That's a very poor decision...
Girl: I'm irrational.

Irrational by BigSlice August 22, 2008

irrational dislike 

an immediate dislike for someone or something that can't be justified or has no reason behind it.

Guy1: I don't like ________.
Guy2: Why?
Guy1: I don't know. I just don't.
Guy2: That, my confused little idiot, is irrational dislike.

irrational dislike by I like bagels August 4, 2011