irish curse 

Actually, this is fueled by the tendency of the non-Irish to confuse Irishmen and Scotsmen. The Scottish evolved small penises because of their tendency to run around freeballing in a battlefield with nothing to protect their willy but a wee kilt!

Dumbass: Hey, why are you wearing that golf cap?
Irish guy: It's a fooken Irish cap! Arsehole.
Dumbass: What, so you're Irish?
Irish guy: No shite!
Dumbass: You're suffering from the Irish curse. Am I right?
Irish guy: It's the Scottish curse, ye dumb fook!
Dumbass:There's a difference?
Irish guy: *sigh* I'd beat ye to death with me own dong but ye'd probably like it. *shoots the dumbass instead*

irish curse by JB_Finesse October 9, 2005

Irish Curse 

it is the curse in which some irish men often suffer after a night of good drinking, their inability to get an erection due to them being very intoxicated

in early howard stern days, he said he suffers from the irish curse, and he was referring to his penis looking small after nights of drinking because he was unable to get an erection, pay attention to what he actually is refering to.

also, colin farrel explains in a tv interview that after a night of excessive drinking he suffered from the irish curse when he took a girl home, he obviously didnt mean that he has a small penis. also, he was born and raised in ireland, so i think he would know about the history of this kind of things.

Irish Curse by loud,drunk,&proud to be irish July 11, 2006

irish curse 

A vaguely disseminated anti-Irish urban legend bearing no verifiable proofs in reality. IT was probably confused by the fact that all healthy women with a sense of humor will inevitably fall madly in love with any Irish man, especialy it they are Orangemen.

The Irish curse is a lie -for fok's sake look at this sausage!
Wow, you are right! Plus you fucked me better than any other man of any other nationatity or racial affiliation!

irish curse by destouches January 3, 2005

Irish Curse 

A complete definition of the Irish Curse would be the combination of very small penis/very LARGE testicles.

Irish Curse by Sean July 14, 2003

The Irish Curse 

A trait of the Irish heritage that causes people of Irish decent to have small unsatisfying penis'

Collin Casey: Dude i cant believe she rejected my D!
Mike: Sucks for you dude, why?
Collin Casey: She said my dick was too small.
Mike: Aw the Irish curse strikes again

The Irish Curse by not irish June 10, 2009

Curse of the Irish 

When some Irish bitch puts The Curse of the Irish on you so when your walking a leprechaun will jump on your face and shove his dick in your mouth.

A leprechaun raped Weston's face after he got back from Ireland where he received the Curse of the Irish.

Curse of the Irish by joepedofile January 14, 2010

The curse of the Irish carrot 

When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.

I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.

The curse of the Irish carrot by Sucks longer May 9, 2022