Intesticles 

When you wreck your balls so hard that they smash into your intestines forming the new body part, the intesticles.

"This patient has severe testicular trauma, we will perform the intesticle separation surgery immediately."

"Dude I fell off my bike pedals and smashed my balls on the fame. Not only did I shred my taint, but my intesticles are still cramping from it"

Intesticles by Hustlerkb September 30, 2013

Intestine Job 

When you stick your dick so far up a girls ass it goes in her intestine when it dose it will make you wanna cum beacuse of how good and slippery it feels

hey baby guess what)(what ) * pulls out dick and puts in butt* (omg jorge thats sooo good thats an intestine job

Intestine Job by efvbsfdrvsfdebgerdscadsbfvdasv December 1, 2010

Intestinal Testimony 

A gastrointestinal event by which you are made aware of impending disaster, either in the form or noxious flatulence, explosive diarrhea, or the dreaded shart. Intestinal Testimony (IT) presents as loud gurgling noises coming from the region of the abdomen usually below the navel. It is audible to up to fifteen feet away. Not to be confused with an actual fart, with IT there is no expulsion of gas or feces, just the heralding trumpets of the massive toilet turmoil to come.

No, Gary is just giviing Intestinal Testimony to the shit he is about to take. I told him not to eat that much king crab!!

Intestinal Testimony by Catnymph July 22, 2010

intestinal terrorist 

A person who engages in anal sex with an unwilling partner.
Often happens in prison.

Whoa what happened to you last night?

some intestinal terrorist got a hold of me in the showers.

intestinal terrorist by Poor Mans Orange December 1, 2010

incesties 

playing footsies with your relatives.

it's okay to play incesties with your cousins, but not to bang them.

incesties by smithfamilyreunion10 July 17, 2010

Drop an intestine 

A long, thick and continuous bowel movement that coils upon hitting the toilet bowel and appears shaped exactly like one's intestine.

Holy crap, I just "dropped an intestine!"

I'll see you guys in a few minutes I have to "drop an intestine".

Drop an intestine by nycesq August 14, 2009

intestinal yoga 

polite way of saying you have to take healthy crap

Excuse me, but I need to go perform some intestinal yoga. I'll be back in a few minutes.

intestinal yoga by babates February 24, 2006