instrument landing 

Having sex with a partner who provides no feedback.

Christ, she just layed there. It was a total instrument landing.

instrument landing by Sterling T August 9, 2006

Instrument Hoarding 

Collecting musical instruments for the sake of owning them with no intention of learning them. Those who do it are known as Instrument Hoarders or a Pretentious Douche Bag

Girl: So my boyfriend just bought a mandolin. He's so artistic and deep.
Guy: Orly? Does he know how to play?
Girl: No...
Guy: Your boyfriend is a pretentious instrument hoarding douche.

Instrument Hoarding by imthatawesome September 29, 2010

Instrument Hungry 

When a person in a school band is so eager to switch to a different instrument that they completely change what they want to switch to if it means they can depart from their original instrument.

Dane originally played trumpet and he hated it, and he wanted to first switch to clarinet, but his band director didn’t let him. He was so instrument hungry that he looked into what instruments there was a lack of and picked French horn, despite him hearing many complaints.

Instrument Hungry by British Goat June 12, 2021

instrument tech 

One who is jealous of a electricians possible immorality.

They usually have feminine emotions.

They will take 30 minutes to tell a 5 minute story for they laugh every other word.

That instrument tech won't stop talking just like a woman.

instrument tech by Warlock king April 17, 2014

oxidized brass instrument 

When a male gets his anus tongued from behind while simultaneously having his meat yanked. The first oxidized brass instrument originated in Florence, Italy between Ms. Lisa and Mr. da Vinci. Historians believe the frown on Mona Lisa is a result of the oxidation from the direct contact of Leonardo da Vinci’s butthole with her lips. Also see Rusty Trombone

Susan took her son to the antique shop and gave him an oxidized brass instrument.

oxidized brass instrument by TukeyComparison April 3, 2019

Is mayonaise an instrument?

This quote was made by the spongebob squarepants character, Patrick star.The quote was made in season 2 episode 15, "Band geeks".

Is mayonaise an instrument?

No patrick mayonaise is not an instrument...

Horse raddish is not an instrument either.

Is mayonaise an instrument? by Cool guy2791 August 25, 2016

penile instrument 

Once a penis becomes erect it is then a sexual instrument;boner

She was laying there waiting for my dogger to become a penile instrument so I could shank her.

penile instrument by bastubes December 11, 2007