shark infested waters

gang or mob talk for being in territory which is not “yours” or “your crews”

a. “ohhh, i was down at louie and ernies over there for a slice”

b. “no shit you went all the way over there?”

a. “yeah it was like swimmin’ in shark infested waters but i had to take care of that thing and they got a good slice there”

b. “they do, you ever get their sausage?”

shark infested waters by YungGucci August 12, 2021

Nigger Infested 

Nigger Infested: A condition that happens when too many niggers are concentrated in one area.

Nigger Infested areas are identified by the following:
A bunch of niggers, with no other races in site!
This can happen to entire neighborhoods. After the Nigger Infested area is completely taken over, its known as the hood!

Joe: This place sure isn't like it was years ago

Max: Yup .... it's "Nigger Infested" now!

Nigger Infested by Get real, Ya All!!! May 18, 2008

shart infested waters 

A public pool, or any small, manmade enclosed body of water really (i.e., wave pools, hotel pools, country club pools, jacuzzis) in which a high concentration of kids or drunk peoples might cause one or more sharts to attack otherwise innocent swimmers. Upon observation of such potential threat, a hummed Jaws theme may follow...

Slow thinking dude post-cannonball into the pool: Hey babe, jump in the pool! The water feels great!

Realistic chick noticing the 500 kids splashing around in the country club pool about an hour after finishing their chili dogs for a bday pool party: No way! Those are shart infested waters...I'm not going in there! Shart,Shart net

shart infested waters by GR-44 November 5, 2015

incesterbation 

When you have sex with your clone, your doppelganger, or a version of you from a parallel universe.

If you clone yourself and then have sex with the clone, it is neither incest nor masturbation, but both: incesterbation.

incesterbation by Anon Imus November 16, 2006

Cum infested anal wart 

The most disgusting profound word you could possibly be called, no one could make a come back to this, and it possibly hurt the enemy.
If you were to ever obtain one of these you are a dirty s.o.b and need to stop having anal sex ASAP!

Jeff.... You're gay
Kyle.... You're a cum dumpster
Jeff....You're a failed abortion!
Kyle.... Oh yeah? welll You're a CUM INFESTED ANAL WART!
Jeff....well.....dude what the hell you're discusting

Cum infested anal wart by uberhubercraft December 8, 2010

invested interests 

Wall Street firms, big banks, and hedge funds who continually manipulate the financial system, news media, and politicians for their benefit.

The bailout of Bear Stearns is just another case of the invested interests getting what they want.

invested interests by Daryl Montgomery March 24, 2008

invested 

Invested: Provide someone/thing with a particular quality.

He was so invested when he screamed about the spider

invested by Lilith2003 December 6, 2016