impulsive commenter

Somebody that comments on facebook very quickly and always has to have the last word.

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Impulsive misspeller

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a person who trades adopt me pets without thinking it through. this often leads to regret

“i used to have a turtle in adopt me, i impulsively traded it and i have now downgraded. i call myself an impulsive trader”

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bro stop smashing the table, you have impulsive autism.

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A sudden and often short lived urge or desire to do or say something, typically without thinking it through.

it was an impulsive thought to dye her hair at 2 a.m., but now she kind of loves it.”

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The uncontrollable urge/automatic reflex to open Facebook every time you pick up your phone.

Chris: "Man, that girl is always on her phone!"
Cappie: " yeah she has a bad case of IFD- impulsive Facebook disorder"

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Team Kamikaze: Yo let's clan war Team Impulse.
Also Team Kamikaze: Nah we're gonna lose for sure it's fucking Team Impulse they dont lose clan wars.

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