chime hounded 

Being annoyed by multiple text or email chimes in relatively quick succession.

God blast it! These people won’t stop texting me, I feel like I’m being chime hounded.

chime hounded by Deathesquire April 20, 2023

Blue hundreds 

If you hear a Rapper sayimg they have a lot blue hundreds it’s referring to the blue stripe on the hundred dollar bill.

(Rapper)I have a lot of blue hundreds and you don’t have any (you)what?

Blue hundreds by Ahhhhhhhhh infarted May 31, 2018

left handed smoke shifter 

A combination of snipe hunting and to be given the runaround. Part of the phrase, " Go find me a left handed smoke shifter" This is to be said to one of the more gullible members of the group. That member is then sent on a fool's errand, running from campsite to campsite as the people at each campsite tell him, " No we don't have one, but I heard so and so has one." In other words; something that doesn't exist that is used to send someone on a fool's errand.

My older brother told me to get the "Biggie does Bach" CD. Turns out it was a left handed smoke shifter.

left handed smoke shifter by Andrew C October 17, 2005

left-handed charlotte 

A Left-Handed Charlotte is a strong cum shot to the face while screaming "WILBUR" that forms a "web" over the left eye. (Use of the left hand is preferable, for consistency.)

I gave that chick in the bar a Left-Handed Charlotte last weekend and she's still wearing an eye patch.

left-handed charlotte by Dog Ruff Ruff 69 March 16, 2014

Small Face Hundred 

The older-style (pre 1996) of the USD 100 dollar bill. Compared to the small faced hundred, modern $100 notes have a significantly larger portrait of Benjamin Franklin on the front. This term can also be used to express the idea of "old money."

"Small face hundreds, 94' money"
Shawty Lo - Easily I Approach

Small Face Hundred by TonySnark July 2, 2011

squirrel handed 

To have a squirrel for a hand

Some people are squirrel handed. Gregor is a weird name.

squirrel handed by The Bob!!! September 20, 2003

having your ass handed to you 

Getting completely, utterly and totally beaten, defeated and crushed at a game, challenge or debate. Often computer based. Can be extended through the phrase "... on a plate"

When playing Halo 3, there was nothing more embarrassing for Duncan than having his ass handed to him by his girlfriend

"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"

having your ass handed to you by Ribz December 10, 2007