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hoopty hunch 

It is the position that the driver of said automobile assumes because of the adjustment of the seat. In attempt to be cool or hip, the seat back is cranked back to the point where the driver feels he/she has attained cool status. The "hunch" aspect of the description becomes apparent when the vehicle starts to move, because the driver, who can't actually see out at this point has to "hunch" forward to see who might be looking at him/her, or maybe even to drive. This is often compounded by the fact that the driver is, for whatever reason, wearing his/her hood up (inside the car!), and can barely operate the vehicle. Should we call it the moron hunch?
The seventeen year old suburban male is often afflicted with hoopty hunch. If the windows are not tinted, he can be spotted with earrings, and wearing his hat backwards, driving his grandmother's 1991 Coupe De Ville. He longs for the day this baby becomes his and he can put 20" wheels on it. But, for now, the seat adjustment is the only grandmother approved modification.
hoopty hunch by Magic Carpet March 8, 2009
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huncho hop 

Put your left and right arm horizontal in front of you (left on top of right) and then try to keep them in the same position while hopping up and down multiple times for many hours and many years.
Cavalier: Hey did you see Huncho’s new video?

Damascus: No, was it an apology video for being inappropriate.

Cavalier: Nah, he was huncho hopping for many hours and many years!
huncho hop by BabBil December 5, 2021
A nigga with huncho status Livin lavish SIMPLE.
Huncho by Mike924 August 10, 2017

Hunchie Bunchie 

“Aww your dog is such a hunchie bunchie
Hunchie Bunchie by Hunchie Bunchie November 17, 2019

Hunchfuck 

The hunchfuck technique is one of the best and most arousing sexual activities; basically two or more people have sex while Disney’s 1996 hunch back of Norte dame adaptation plays in the back. This can be a great way to spice up this short time with your lover and make the magic of this film come to life.
Did you hear? Vincent and Stevie are hunchfucking, I knew that they were obsessed with this film but this is just taking it to the next level!
Hunchfuck by Boom_stick33 April 20, 2022
A fan who dislikes a rival sports team (and its fans) to an almost obsessive level
Shaun: "can you believe what Jonny said about Liverpool's game last night?"
Ryan: "I know, hes such a hutchie, it's all he talks about"
Hutchie by Lummy83 July 2, 2020