Horning 

Horning the act of committing adultery.

Having an extramarital affair or in a relationship and cheating.

Look how Janet horning James with Mark, but she don’t know James horning she with she sister.

Horning by Sherie1007 May 7, 2019

Horving 

The deadly combination of being horny and starving at the same time.

Dude, I haven’t gotten laid in like three weeks, and to top it off, I did not have anything for lunch. I am soooo Horving right now.

Horving by Cosmonauts January 9, 2018

Horking 

Consuming food with little to no consideration given to nutritional ramifications, quantity, or palatability.

"Man, John Goodman is horking down those Chili's baby back ribs."

Horking by c1natra September 30, 2009

Horking 

To snort anything up your nose.

I feel so good after horking cocaine

Horking by rosefurd April 17, 2007

hoofing 

used by bootnecks or matelots, to define various situations when one word will suffice and those around will know what context the word is used in. A typical multi-tasked word!!! Hoofing - great, brilliant, good, amazing, (sarcastic).

a: what a hoofing run ashore! = we had a very good night out!
b: "you're being charged for being adrift"(late to work, by your boss = muttered answer would be "that's bloody hoofing" - sarcasm.

hoofing by Steve Westwood April 20, 2007

horsing 

To bullshit someone. Pull thier leg. Being sarcasticly serious.

Joe: I smashed box with a 300 pound wildabeast yesterday.

Jordan: Are you horsing me right now? A 300 pounder?

horsing by Troy16 February 12, 2008

hurfing and durfing

Stalling or delaying something for an unreasonable amount of time due to stupidity, lack of respect, inconsideration or some mash of other ridiculous reasons.

Used mostly to refer to large bureaucracies or corporations who don't care about the average citizen and delay endlessly in administrating or serving their basic needs.

I wish I could login right now, but stupid Comcast has been hurfing and durfing for days on end instead of fixing !@$# while my internet's been down. Bastards better give me a refund!

hurfing and durfing by subberz August 31, 2010