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honorable mention

someone who's soo great at something that they dont get a prize they get honorable mention because theyre that amazing :)
person 1- Oh, hey did you hear on the announcements dan go honorable mention?

person 2- no way dans the man

person 1- yeah thats such a rare accomplishment!

person 2- i wish i was dan
honorable mention by b'nanacoolio November 15, 2010

Honorable Discharge 

When an opportunity to cheat on your girlfriend presents itself, but you decide to just jerk off instead.
"Maddie was out of town, and this chick at the mall was giving me fuck me eyes. I didn't take her home though, I just went to the bathroom for a quick honorable discharge."

honorable dimension 

The measurements of a "hot-chick" contestant who didn't quite win a "pin-up model" prize, but was still a very close "runner up".
A few somewhat-older ladies have retained such trim figures and stunning looks that they might actually be able to win "honorable dimension" status in a beauty-contest with many younger chicks.

honorable mention

another word for last place in a contest or race, also used for a position very near last place. it is often used by the family and friends of the "mentioned" as they congratulate his/her effort
Example 1
Person 1: "Poor Stan recieved an honorable mention in the local marathon."
Person 2: "Really? He was running all around the neighborhood for the past month in his new Addidas clothes..."

Example 2
Person: "Mary! How did that chili competition go?"
Mary: "I did pretty well, the judges seemed to love it, and I recieved an honorable mention."
honorable mention by Sprocket33 February 23, 2010

honorable discharge 

When the drill seargent ejaculates in the ass of a private in the Marine Bootcamp.
Did you see the way the Seargent was riding private Hage? Looked like an honorable discharge.

Honorable Discharge 

Ejaculating with the sole intention of getting a girl pregnant.
Stacy is ready to have kids. Fingers crossed that my honorable discharge last night makes it happen.