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hogwarts 

a place where u get drunk
wanna go to hogwarts?
no! im 12

Hogwarts 

A sexually transmitted disease causing boils on your penis that you get from buttfucking a fat hooker while watching Harry Potter.
I can't believe that hooker gave me Hogwarts!

Hogwarts 

A school of witchcraft and wizardry for children ages 10-17
Hogwarts by Jak January 27, 2003

Hogwarts 

I went to my cousin's farm and got HOGWARTS when i got freaky with his pig.
Hogwarts by Mick77 June 29, 2011

Hogwarts 

Place you travel to when you've been smoking to much ganja. When you're really really high!
Damn man, I'm sooooo fucked up!

Dude we're definately in Hogwarts!
Hogwarts by KUiscool April 21, 2011

hogwarts 

A person with many warts and pus-filled objects on their face, long blonde hair, are in a band, and think obese girls are fine.
Staci: WTF is wrong with his face?
Alicia: hogwarts.
hogwarts by pseudo122 August 2, 2011