hiker jack 

Referring to someone who likes to hike, wears hiking boots, someone with a big,bulky school bag. People who pitch tents in penny pack park and think they're cool.

" Look at her hiker jack boots!!! "
"Dad, i'm not using that.. it's a hiker jack schoolbag!!!!"

hiker jack by sExXymAmA March 30, 2009

hiker trash 

An individual who lives cheaply, without normal employment, and with few amenities in order to spend as much time on the trail as possible. Used praisingly.

Oh them? They're hiker trash. You know, they pretty much just live on the trail.

hiker trash by anonymous June 4, 2025

Armless Hitch Hiker 

This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.

Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...

Armless Hitch Hiker by TaintedCheeks November 1, 2021

Itch-Hiker 

An itch that moves to another place when you scratch it.

Oh shit,I got an Itch-Hiker!It's moving down my back!

Itch-Hiker by Klite49 June 13, 2009

White hiker

noun; When an individual ejaculates into a worn boot of any sort for sexual pleasure. This may be in any environment or setting, the term still remains the same.

Example 1: While Jenny wasn't looking, I took her bright pink cowgirl boots and did a "white hiker".

Example 2: Mr. Lorsaw left his old brown boots in the locker room, which got me sexually excited. While no one was looking, I stuck my dick into the dirty ol' thing and performed a traditional white hiker.

White hiker by The Walter White May 23, 2022

Dick Hiker 

A woman who fucks her way up the corporate ladder.

Person 1: "Man, how did Jane get promoted to head of Accounting?"

Person 2: "Because she's a Dick Hiker!"

Dick Hiker by TheRealB-rad December 1, 2009

bitch hiker 

n. A hypocritical hitch hiker that compains about the use of automobiles out of perceived anti-tech, possibly pro-environmental concerns, yet continues to utilize the services of said automobile.

Shana thinks people who drive are idiots even though she still hitches rides with them; she's a real bitch hiker.

bitch hiker by Yanev September 11, 2005