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Hickory Link 

N. Equal to, or less than, a penis.
I accidentaly got my hickory linkstuck in a log.
Hickory Link by I'm so hood Dawg January 8, 2011

hickory shampoo 

n. a technique typically used by law enforcement wherein the wooden baton - traditionally made of wood from the hickory tree - is applied on or about the head and shoulders of a deserving miscreant resisting arrest or otherwise needing a lesson.
COP 1: "Last night, some drunk dude wanted to fight when I went to arrest him. Now he's in the hospital getting his teeth re-aligned."

COP 2: "How'd you get him?"

COP 1: "Gave him the ol' hickory shampoo."

COP 2: "Damn..."
hickory shampoo by Nite Owl August 7, 2007

hickory Creek middle school 

a school full of sexist, ugly homophobic, boys and annoying af girls. they're just a bunch of prissy suburban kids who'll never go through anything hard because they have daddy's money
Kyle: you're such a prick. what school do you go to?
Chad: I go to hickory Creek middle school
Kyle: ohhh that makes sense.

Hickory Buttscrew 

Leapfrogging stalled traffic by exiting a merging construction lane at the last minute, effectively shaving minutes off your drive time. Often framed as an accident; the common reasoning being "I didn't see the merging signs or the hundreds of stalled vehicles waiting their turn," or "I'm a better human being."
I can't be late to my daughter's recital again. Time for the hickory buttscrew.
Hickory Buttscrew by Scr1bble June 24, 2011

hickory switch 

A wooden implement, especially a tree branch, used for spanking.
"The old man will come a-runnin' with a hickory switch."
hickory switch by Chris August 8, 2004

hickory fit

when a man has erectile dysfunction he is so filled with rage that he throws a violant rampage.
Dude I'm so mad if I don't get a boner in five minutes I'm gonna' have a hickory fit on your ass.
hickory fit by PST Productions April 8, 2011