hintonism 

Followers of the 6th period who are rich bitches who get money and hoes

Our religion is hintonism

hintonism by ThatOneTeacher April 6, 2021

Hedonism

Hedonism is the only way to live. Most teenagers strive to become hedonists by being lazy and generally doing everything and anything to make them feel good. Hedonism is the way to go.

Being lazy is a start down the path to hedonism...

Hedonism by Mook April 21, 2005

hensoning

to fist someone up the arse so hard that it lifts them off the ground

i was fisting jane so hard that her feet left the ground. i realised i had committed hensoning

hensoning by nickbenoit February 26, 2008

hedonism

A lifestyle that consists of partying
passing out
then partying
then passing out
then going to the next party and partying...

and so on and so forth...

As soon as i finish school it's a life of hedonism for me!

hedonism by Keats September 16, 2004

Heathen hedonism

The pursuit of pleasure as a matter of ethical principle, in an extremely heathenistic way, or ignoring responsibility and focusing entirely on appeasing one's gods.

ie: the act of being a heathen hedon

Example:
Joe: Matt's been slaughtering goats all afternoon.

Will: I know, that guy just doesn't accept the responsibilities of life. Its all about his gods with him.

Joe: Talk about heathen hedonism.

Heathen hedonism by matt :[ May 20, 2009

Noble Hedonism 

The semi philosophical idea that there is moral nobility in the pursuit of hedonistic pleasure. Taught by the Church Of Carnal Knowledge.

My friend here practices noble hedonism

Noble Hedonism by ElderThomas October 19, 2023

Hendonism

A statement of blatant obviousness justified by complete idiocy uttered in an authoritative tone.

One who performs in the art of Hendonism (a Hendonist) would say: "The internet is really big, simply because there so much in it!!"

Hendonism by Bob Holderman! October 2, 2010