mother-henning

When someone (often a roommate) is all over your shit, such that you can't even breath.

When I came home at 3 pm after a night out, my Roommate Becky started mother-henning the crap out of: where did you go? what did you do? who were you with? Fuck. I need to move out.

mother-henning by Poley on the Pole June 18, 2018

Hennings Rule of 40 

The useful and highly strategic approach to lectures/class in university. By going to class you must take 50 mns worth of notes as opposed to later copying said notes in let's say 10 minutes. 50-10=40. Hennings rule of 40

You going to that shitty law lecture Sam?? Nah, ill just use Hennings Rule of 40

Hennings Rule of 40 by TheRelentlessBagel November 5, 2013

heefing 

Present participle of heef.

"heef," noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

"heef," verb: to emit penile flatulence.

Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.

Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up heefing at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

heefing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Henning

A person with a big cock.
Gift from gods

He's dick is so big he's name must be Henning.

Henning by PURPLE_ARMY_CX November 25, 2019

Henning

A boi who DOENST WANT TO PUT AWAY THE FUCKING COMB.

ME: For FUCK sake Henning put it away.
Henning: Ha ha comb go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Henning by OliveSeal April 15, 2021

Heaning Mislet 

The names of two neighbouring hamlets in Cumbria, the roadsign for which reads like a direction sign for a particularly annoying person (a mislet) who is described as heaning. A useful exclamation that sounds much ruder than it is.

Heaning mislet! My bike has got another puncture.

or

He is such a heaning mislet.

Heaning Mislet by bodhisattvan September 16, 2009

huening 

The Huenings. The oldest hottie Huening, Lea Navvab Huening, the middle cutie Huening, Kai Kamal Huening and the youngest happy pill Huening, Bahiyyih Jaleh Huening. They're hot HOT. I'm personally a big fan of all three huenings and I realized how all of them are happy pills for everyone around them <3

the 3 huenings are hella hot and cute
stan kep1er, txt and lea <3

huening by moadarlingz November 23, 2021