heartburn pussy 

A vagina with an unpleasantly acidic taste and odor usually discovered during the act of cunnilingus in which the natural lubrication of the vagina tastes the way that heartburn feels.

She had such a wikket case of heartburn pussy that I needed a Tums and a Tagamet after I went down on her. And a shower so I could get the smell offa my face. It smelt NASTY!

heartburn pussy by D&D68 September 28, 2010

Spanish Heartburn 

Def: when your pants are too tight and stick up your ass

Professor Angler’s Spanish heartburn was very obvious every time he wrote on the black board.

Spanish Heartburn by “The Gurns” November 10, 2018

hangover heartburn

the extreme heartburn that follows a heavy night of drinking. typically associated with gut rot, swamp ass and other inebriation-related symptoms.

Bob: Hey fella, would you like to have some coffee, tomatoes and hydrochloric acid? it's real tasty.

Fella: no way man, my hangover heartburn prevents me from having any acidic foods, regardless of taste profile. also, kill me, this pain sucks

hangover heartburn by dhobiwala July 26, 2012

Mexican heartburn 

A hot and firey rash on the keister, caused by eating hot sauce or hot peppers.

After eating a delicious meal at El Pollo Borracho, Margaret got a Mexican heartburn. "It was worth it," she said.

Mexican heartburn by Cap'n Bullmoose May 3, 2005

Reverse Heartburn 

The opposite of stress-induced heartburn. When you are so happy, you couldn't possibly notice something like heartburn.

Did you hear Jay was coughing up blood from stress-induced heartburn?
No way, man! That was before he fell for Ericka; you know, the blonde with the hot ghetto booty? Jay is so twitterpatted now, the only heartburn he gets is reverse heartburn!

Reverse Heartburn by SlipperyTurtle September 20, 2016

Chinese heartburn 

Spicy diarrhea; usually experienced after consuming spicy asian cuisines such as Thai , Hunan, or Szechuan.

Guy 1 “Why’s it call Chinese heartburn?”

Guy 2 “Because it burns when it comes out the other side of the world.”

Chinese heartburn by Leinad25 May 7, 2018

Pavlov's heartburn

Heartburn caused by the mere sight of food, or the thought of eating.

"dude look at the size of the pizza on that poster."
"Ahhh!"
"What?"
"Pavlov's heartburn"

Pavlov's heartburn by Trynottalking March 7, 2022